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I Have no regrets

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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.
Well guys, guess I fucked up.
 
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You genuinely think you "win" because I don't post as much as you. Holy shit. This is Reddit teir faggotry you think because your number is bigger you opinion is more important than mine :feelshaha: Can't make this up.
I came here for the actual intelligent conversations and studies not some dumbass stormcel that only wants a "5'10 blue eyes blonde petite trad wife" just say you're volcel and fuckoff retard. You're a waste of my time. I've already proven why your original post is idiotic. Now please. Zip me up when you're done.
 
You genuinely think you "win" because I don't post as much as you. Holy shit. This is Reddit teir faggotry you think because your number is bigger you opinion is more important than mine :feelshaha: Can't make this up.
I came here for the actual intelligent conversations and studies not some dumbass stormcel that only wants a "5'10 blue eyes blonde petite trad wife" just say you're volcel and fuckoff retard. You're a waste of my time. I've already proven why your original post is idiotic. Now please. Zip me up when you're done.
Ok GrAYcel
 

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