LifeFuel I have finally ascended (no troll)

[Deleted member 31122]

You were never incel to begin with. Getting a match on tinder which is hypergamy personifid and actually having a foid follow through with it proves you never were.

 

[Cope_Time]

Good luck in life

 

[remincel]

I can't wait until she dumps your pathetic betabux ass and you come crawling back here.

 

[CrackingYs]

I wish we had more success stories like this.

It should be our goal to ascend and be banned from this site.

 

[ilieknothing]

I've been using Tinder since 2012 and I have literally never got a match as myself, not even landwhales.

 

[gymletethnicel]

Many get a match and then get unmatch out of nowhere, or the fucking whore doesn't even bother to reply to your messages. That's why I gave up on that shit. They don't even bother to reply, or they talk for some days and then never reply again, ghosting you, or unmatching.
I hope every girl in every dating app gets fucking breast cancer.

Yup. The only message I've ever gotten from a girl in a dating app is "Eww you're ugly" right before being unmatched.

I don't even think it's possible to have sex, as a subhuman male, yet this nigger does it through fucking Tinder on top of it.

He's probably some shy Chadpreet.

 

[starcrapoo]

Good for you, I've been saying this all along. Curry and Sand have it far better than rice. You guys can still ascend with your own race of women.

I would love to ascend with an Asian American noodlewhore so I wouldn't be so lonely and deprived. But truth is most noodlewhores I see are with white males and occasionally some non-white non-asian males as well.

I'd have to settle with an extremely obese non-asian female. No thanks. Fuck that. Not taking your unwanted leftovers. And the saddest part is that I would be considered lucky to land a non-asian landwhale.

 

[calimero]

How did the sex go? Did you know what you were doing?

 

[Lonelycel]

You're betabuxing. That's not true ascension in my opinion, but I'm still happy for you. However, be wary. Good luck

 

[ldargoblin]

I don't believe him.

 

[SocialzERo]

you will always be pathetic incel in my eyes

 

[SlutLiberationFront]

Yup. The only message I've ever gotten from a girl in a dating app is "Eww you're ugly" right before being unmatched.

I don't even think it's possible to have sex, as a subhuman male, yet this nigger does it through fucking Tinder on top of it.

He's probably some shy Chadpreet.

Definitely. If he got it through fucking Tinder there's definitely something wrong. If he really belongeg here he would never be at the tier of someone being able to find somoene to ascend on FUCKING TINDER, TINDER, TINDER.
Just think about that for a moment. It's one thing to even get to talk to a foid there and stuff, but actually going for something and ascend?
Get the fuck outta here.

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

Having to wait for a month means it's probably a beta bux situation.

That shit shouldn't be celebrated.

 

[TallCelFag]

This. People who ascend should just fuck off and instead of announcing/bragging about it on here, do it on Looksmax or another forum.

And JBC proven again.

Yep

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

well congratulations man, just never forget the blackpill!

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Had no idea who you were before, and probably won't remember you after this either.

Don't care

 

[Broly]

ima be honest, this is my first time seeing you here but anyway im glad you found someone

hopefully im next in line

 

[Operation Miranda]

Can a kind mod maybe delete the thread? it's legit suicidefuel when i see this
it makes me want to rip off my face

Thanks

 

[HeroinNihilism]

OP ascends his way to ban appeals

 

[kampman]

If I somehow miraculously ascended, I don't think I would want to share it with people here, unless it happened due to finding a loophole everyone could take advantage of. I would just disappear and never be heard from again, like thousands of users before.
But what's the point of sharing a success story like that? Even if it's true, he's just accused of lying, bragging or having been a fakecel all along.

If he really belongeg here he would never be at the tier of someone being able to find somoene to ascend on FUCKING TINDER, TINDER, TINDER.

Well, yeah.

 

[IncelCream]

Height?

You're betabuxing. That's not true ascension in my opinion, but I'm still happy for you. However, be wary. Good luck

Ikr ascension happens to a poor young cel

 

[Kamikaze]

Ive tried tinder once about 4 years ago. 0 matches
tried okcupid and matched with clearly a mentally i'll goth chick who ghosted me in less than 24 hours

 

[FinnCel]

Go somewhere else to brag

 

[The kissless]

I used to be pretty active on the old site (.co) and for those who remember me i was a 26 year old KHHV curry programmercel. I met another curry foid off tinder who is my age and 6.5/10 looks and we really hit it off. Yesterday we ascended and I won’t go into detail as to refrain from bragging but after a month of dating it finally happened. Honestly I’m happy for myself and wish all other incels to not give up hope. I was in a depressed dark place ever since high school but it was worth it in the end I guess. If you’d like to know more just respond in the thread and I’ll try to answer. Good luck my incel bros, for life.

can you show a picture of the foid ??

 

[erenyeager]

Wow, someone who actually did something. Tbh I’m proud of you buddy boyo. The vast majority of people here unironically believe that every sub 6/sub 8 male is automatically incel, but when they find out a sub 6/sub 8 male is a sexhaver/has a gf they seethe and refuse to believe it. That kind of logic is what makes us look more retarded than normies already perceive us to be

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Congratulations. Good for you! Just lol at the jealous incel cucks who are mad because someone else among us finally ascended. Genuinely go fuck yourself if you are a bitter person like that.

 

[Caesercel]

He's probably some shy Chadpreet.

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

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Your previous avi

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

you were never incel

 

[Uglychincel]

The just be curry pill destroyed me.

 

[Sportbro]

i'm glad to hear of an ascension, even if it's just random unpaid sex, that's what you should aspire to



damn, so you're gonna have to cope with some 28-29 year old chick that's been sleeping with dudes since she was 13

brutal as fuck

imagine all the cocks that have ran through her in that timespan

I wish you the best

 

[Deleted member 35542]

imagine all the cocks that have ran through her in that timespan

I wish you the best

Pathetic cope. Not even normies get anything better than that so as an ex-incel he struck gold.

Fakecel if you say otherwise tbhngl.

 

[Sportbro]

Pathetic cope. Not even normies get anything better than that so as an ex-incel he struck gold.

Fakecel if you say otherwise tbhngl.

Get what? a 28 year old foid?
We dont know how she even looks, but chances are if she matched with a .co user she isnt much of a catch.
Most normies get EXACTLY that - a few lukewarm releationships through their teens and twenties and marry someone at 30

JFL at "striking gold" - thats very far from the truth

 

[Deleted member 35542]

Get what? a 28 year old foid?
We dont know how she even looks, but chances are if she matched with a .co user she isnt much of a catch.
Most normies get EXACTLY that - a few lukewarm releationships through their teens and twenties and marry someone at 30

JFL at "striking gold" - thats very far from the truth

Getting into any relationship is striking gold. IMO you're simply giving off the vibe that it wouldn't be a struggle to do what @sadcel69 did.

If your standards are that high you're definitely a volcel/fakecel.

 

[Deleted member 33833]

Just fucking lol at you coming here humble bragging and implying actual truecels have a ''chance'' to ascend. so many years here and you lack basic self-awarness.

 

[Sportbro]

Getting into any relationship is striking gold

Joined Jul 14, 2021
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[Wizard32]

no troll​

why not?

 

[Deleted member 35476]

You will get cucked sooner or later, the blackpill ALWAYS prevails

 

[Deleted member 35542]

Joined Jul 14, 2021
Posts 51
Online1d 1h 29m

 

[Wizard32]

You were never incel to begin with. Getting a match on tinder which is hypergamy personifid and actually having a foid follow through with it proves you never were.

by 'follow through' do you mean sex?

anyway there's never any way to prove someone is an incel

taking this "we're all assumed to be incel until we prove we're not be ascending" stance doesn't necessarily seem like the best way to go

 

[Deleted member 33833]

Getting into any relationship is striking gold.

Just betabuxx a landwhale that will divorce rape you theory.

 

[Deleted member 35542]

Just betabuxx a landwhale that will divorce rape you theory.

Most men betabuxx because it is better than inceldom. I believe most of us here are not in a position to betabuxx otherwise we would be doing it statistically.

 

[metabuxx]

Once again JBC proved without a shadow of doubt

 

[Deleted member 33833]

it is better than inceldom.

 

[Deleted member 35542]

There is data proving otherwise.

 

[BummerDrummer]

You were never incel to begin with. Getting a match on tinder which is hypergamy personifid and actually having a foid follow through with it proves you never were.

You aren’t incel either
Been proven far too much that JBC is law. Atleast half of the users ascended here are curries

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Joined Jul 14, 2021
Posts 51
Online1d 1h 29m

 

[Liszt]

You are so nice my sweet incelerated

 

[highinhibition]

great news - more ascension stories from curries please

 

[Justice Samuel]

if you ascend, you were never incel, GTFO