Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

I have been trying to maxx for 12 months now, aiming to ascend by 30.

Awoo

Awoo

Self-banned
-
Joined
May 17, 2018
Posts
574
I have been in the process off maxxing myself for a year now, I decided about then that I was a pathetic piece if shit but I needed to do everything in my power to change that before I turn 30 and if I do not succeed by then it is 100% truly over for me. I am currently 28 years old and I have about 1 1/2 years left.

I planned to do a series of goals

- Fix my teeth
- Get chin/jaw surgery
- Go to hookers to lower my massively high inhib
- Lose weight to 22 BMI from 29
- Get a good car that doesn't make me look pathetic
- Finally move out of my parents house
- Get a decent job where I can work alone but make good $$

I am making slow, but definite progress so far.

* The first thing I did was got a job training up as an electrician, I have been doing this 1 year now.
* The 2nd thing I did was get braces, as I figured I'd need to do this early because they could be on for up to two years. This cost me around £3400.
* 3rd I started a gym membership and I am currently down to 27 BMI from 29, gym costs around £45 a month.
* Last week I bought myself a half-decent car, my parents loaned me 7 grand which I pay back at £300 a month.

I have made no attempts at the chin surgery yet, nor the hooker or trying to get my own place. I'm starting to run low on money because I am effectively on minimum wage due to essentially retraining as an apprentice in something that most people my age have been doing for 8 years by now. I do not know if these goals will work and I will finally ascend when all this is finally over, but having these goals is keeping my highly motivated and I have noticed a significant decline in depression and no urges to rope.

Is anyone else on here post 25 making one last desperate attempt to ascend too?
 
Last edited:
The attempts never stop. I'm in my 30s and still getting surgeries and exercising, using bathmate etc.

Never stops.
 
Good luck. This is the right mindset.
 
I am thinking of joining the army. I've heard that some people join the army at around 5'8 and come out 5'10 due to the stress, constant exercise, regular sleep and diet.

It would also be good life experience, I could mog all the pasty, boring, middle-class cucks at uni.
 
I think it´s so awesome every time I see a member in here posting a plan and following those steps, good luck.
 
The attempts never stop. I'm in my 30s and still getting surgeries and exercising, using bathmate etc.

Never stops.
Has bathmate worked at all? I think my penis size is average but average isn't good enough when every girl has had more than 20 cocks (which means it's likely that a few of them have been above average) and since hypergamy never forgets, you are competing with the best she's had - not the average of all her ex partners.
 
I am thinking of joining the army. I've heard that some people join the army at around 5'8 and come out 5'10 due to the stress, constant exercise, regular sleep and diet.

It would also be good life experience, I could mog all the pasty, boring, middle-class cucks at uni.

I was VERY close to doing this too, it was my older brother who convinced me to work with him and train up as an electrician in the end though.
The attempts never stop. I'm in my 30s and still getting surgeries and exercising, using bathmate etc.

Never stops.

What is bathmate, may I ask?

Nvm, just googled it.

My penis size is only 5.5" so I could potentially look at this in time but as of right now it's low priority.
 
Good luck. I'm in the same position as you - 28 years old and trying to ascend before I turn 30. Between now and then I plan to get in a huge volume of cold approaches. I'll need to think of some other plans but that's a start. Sometimes I feel my position is hopeless but you can only try.
 
Has bathmate worked at all? I think my penis size is average but average isn't good enough when every girl has had more than 20 cocks (which means it's likely that a few of them have been above average) and since hypergamy never forgets, you are competing with the best she's had - not the average of all her ex partners.

I've only been using it for a few weeks. Started with a max girth of 4 5/8". Now my girth is around 4 3/4" at max. The last session i got up to 4 13/16" at peak.

The general idea is to stretch it very gradually. It will take many months but my long term girth goal is 5-5.2" girth.

One last thing - it's very very striking how obvious small changes in girth are. Even going up 1/8" makes your dick feel much thicker and meatier.

So far i'm quite happy. I'm getting good results with relative ease. Its actually fun. But it will take months or up to a year to show the final outcome.

Once i hit my goal i'm either fucking hookers or sugar babies but one way or another i'm using my dick.
 
Nice to see people trying to fix things. Wish you luck OP.

I am 25 and I will undergo multiple surgeries next year. Jaw surgery and something for eye are. And may be rhinoplasty from there if the first two go well. I have been on braces for over a year now. But I am also trying to move to a different place to prevent being a locationcel and that might happen soon as I in the last stages of interview with an overseas company. I am already earning very well but I will still try to moneymaxx to the extreme in the coming years (I mean as much as possible, no limits). I already escortcel so Inhibition isn't an issue for me. Hopefully I can ascend in the next 1-2 years.
 
As an oldcel who went through the experience, if you start maxxing yourself at 25 it's too late. Even looksmaxxed you will always be awkward around women since you missed that critical experience as a teenager and women are not interested in maxxed virgins when they can easily swipe a chadlite on Tinder. At best you can be betabux for a single mom until her boyfriend gets out of prison, decent women don't need betabux since they make their own money.

All kidding aside, you should max out for your own sake but if you think it will get you a girlfriend you will be seriously disappointed. But life gets a lot easier when you are fit and have plenty of money to spend.
 
As an oldcel who went through the experience, if you start maxxing yourself at 25 it's too late. Even looksmaxxed you will always be awkward around women since you missed that critical experience as a teenager and women are not interested in maxxed virgins when they can easily swipe a chadlite on Tinder. At best you can be betabux for a single mom until her boyfriend gets out of prison, decent women don't need betabux since they make their own money.

All kidding aside, you should max out for your own sake but if you think it will get you a girlfriend you will be seriously disappointed. But life gets a lot easier when you are fit and have plenty of money to spend.

In 100% honesty, I am doing this more for me than for them.

I learned to cope with being alone a few years ago now, its being a chubby loser with no home of my own and a shitty job that really got me. I am taking steps to correct this. If I come out of all of this with all my goals achieved, even if I never improve with women, I will still be proud and happier for it.
 
Good luck. I’m turning 45 soon! I shall ascend as well!!!
 
In 100% honesty, I am doing this more for me than for them.

I learned to cope with being alone a few years ago now, its being a chubby loser with no home of my own and a shitty job that really got me. I am taking steps to correct this. If I come out of all of this with all my goals achieved, even if I never improve with women, I will still be proud and happier for it.

Great attitude, I wish you all the best and hope that you will succeed.
 
Good luck on your endeavours boyo! :feelsautistic:
 
I've only been using it for a few weeks. Started with a max girth of 4 5/8". Now my girth is around 4 3/4" at max. The last session i got up to 4 13/16" at peak.

The general idea is to stretch it very gradually. It will take many months but my long term girth goal is 5-5.2" girth.

One last thing - it's very very striking how obvious small changes in girth are. Even going up 1/8" makes your dick feel much thicker and meatier.

So far i'm quite happy. I'm getting good results with relative ease. Its actually fun. But it will take months or up to a year to show the final outcome.

Once i hit my goal i'm either fucking hookers or sugar babies but one way or another i'm using my dick.
What's your routine? I've been thinking about getting one
 
What's your routine? I've been thinking about getting one

I'm just doing masturbating a bit to get it max hard for 5 min, then 6-8 in bath mate at gentle pressure (can feel a good stretch but not pain) then i do edging and manual clamping for another 5-6 min, then if i'm up to it i do another 5-8 min in bath mate then another 5-6 min of edging.

It's around a 10-20 min routine which is very easy going. I aim to do it every day but some days my dick feels tired or i'm not in the mood so i skip those days. Generally you should not do PE if your dick on a day can't get to full erection. So if i start one day and can't get full erection i take it as a sign i overdid it a bit and take a break that day instead.

I think girth is most important and that's what bathmate excels at. I have an x30 xtreme. It's actually old though i never used it before and the mechanism may be becoming faulty so i may replace it with an x20 xtreme which is probably more ideal.
 
I'm just doing masturbating a bit to get it max hard for 5 min, then 6-8 in bath mate at gentle pressure (can feel a good stretch but not pain) then i do edging and manual clamping for another 5-6 min, then if i'm up to it i do another 5-8 min in bath mate then another 5-6 min of edging.

It's around a 10-20 min routine which is very easy going. I aim to do it every day but some days my dick feels tired or i'm not in the mood so i skip those days. Generally you should not do PE if your dick on a day can't get to full erection. So if i start one day and can't get full erection i take it as a sign i overdid it a bit and take a break that day instead.

I think girth is most important and that's what bathmate excels at. I have an x30 xtreme. It's actually old though i never used it before and the mechanism may be becoming faulty so i may replace it with an x20 xtreme which is probably more ideal.

fuck it, im getting it
 

Similar threads

Misogynist Vegeta
Replies
1
Views
317
Animecel2D
Animecel2D
Diomedes_1112
Replies
4
Views
268
Diomedes_1112
Diomedes_1112
lifeonhardcorelevel
Replies
35
Views
297
PolskiKartofel
PolskiKartofel

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top