Before shredding my sex doll to pieces due to the rancid odor coming from her vagina, I became extremely horny and I decided to plunge my cock balls deep into the bacteria infested stink hole.
Shortly afterwards I began to develop a rash on my ballsack, and it smelled like a fucking garbage bin in the middle of July. After going to the doctor, my hot noodlewhore doctor examined my testicles and diagnosed me with a very rare skin disease, coming up with the name on the spot because I am the first known case in human history.
She said “I don’t know how to tell you this Kyle, but you’ve been diagnosed with a very rare testicular disease called “Dumpster Sack”, it happens when you plunge your cock into an unclean sex doll while having an open wound on the skin of your testicles. It makes your cock and balls reek of a fucking dumpster”
Apparently there is no cure for this disease, but it can be slightly treated by using cheese as a form of masturbation, by rubbing slices of kraft singles against your dumpster smelling nutsack. I decided a better alternative to this treatment would be to fuck a hot bowl of mac and cheese, but this gave my dick third degree burns because I was too horny for the kraft to wait for it to cool off. Now I have both “Dumpster Sack” and “My cock looks like a burnt half eaten hotdog-itis”, and my genitals will not recover.
Shortly afterwards I began to develop a rash on my ballsack, and it smelled like a fucking garbage bin in the middle of July. After going to the doctor, my hot noodlewhore doctor examined my testicles and diagnosed me with a very rare skin disease, coming up with the name on the spot because I am the first known case in human history.
She said “I don’t know how to tell you this Kyle, but you’ve been diagnosed with a very rare testicular disease called “Dumpster Sack”, it happens when you plunge your cock into an unclean sex doll while having an open wound on the skin of your testicles. It makes your cock and balls reek of a fucking dumpster”
Apparently there is no cure for this disease, but it can be slightly treated by using cheese as a form of masturbation, by rubbing slices of kraft singles against your dumpster smelling nutsack. I decided a better alternative to this treatment would be to fuck a hot bowl of mac and cheese, but this gave my dick third degree burns because I was too horny for the kraft to wait for it to cool off. Now I have both “Dumpster Sack” and “My cock looks like a burnt half eaten hotdog-itis”, and my genitals will not recover.
