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LifeFuel I am going to garbage maxx with Stacy in the female locker room

Darth Aries

Darth Aries

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Essentially I become extremely sexually aroused by foids who sweat a lot, and it’s even more coomfuel if they smell like cheese or garbage (I smell like both), so it would be a match made in heaven if I managed to ascend with a prime blonde Stacy who smells like the bottom of a dumpster in the middle of fucking July.

Sometimes if I scratch in between my nutsack my fingernails will collect this substance that resembles orange cheese, and after sniffing it I vomit up yellow sludge that I usually save in a jar as lubricant for masturbation while jerking off violently to female Reddit avatars.

Anyway my plan is simple, I am going to drive to the nearest college in my area and sneak into the women’s locker room after they’ve gotten nice and stinky, and then I will approach one of the half naked girls and let them get a whiff of my unwashed body so that they know not to be afraid of me since I will smell just like they do. The next few words I utter in that moment will send them head over heels for my big incel cock, I’m thinking something like this:

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The entire locker room of foids will then simultaneously erupt in a symphony of orgasmic ecstasy as all of their sweaty, unwashed vaginas spray fishy femcum in unison, and I will be the center of attention during this divine shower of feminine stench. I’m gonna smell like a fucking garbage bag left out on the side of the road during a 90 degree day in Florida, and I’ll rip a massive fart to assert my dominance, and it will smell like a disgustingly beautiful cheese-smelling shit bomb of euphoria.

What do you guys think of my plan?
 
WTF did i just read? Jerk off with vomit ??? :feelswhat:
 
Good idea but masturbation with vomit sounds like it would give you an infection.
 
nigga the first part with the orange substance better not be real
 

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