SuicideFuel I have been a kissless virgin for as long as - Anže Kopitar’s entire career in the National Hockey League

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Brutal

I have been a kissless virgin throughout the entire time Anže Kopitar played in the NHL.

Holy Isla Vista, that hurts, I should have been kissed by now - but, no - I’m not a dog.

For crying out loud, I remember when Anže Kopitar was a rookie back in 2006:


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqyBlLlZSw&pp=ygUSS29waXRhciBmaXJzdCBnYW

I remember 2006 like it was yesterday - the FIFA World Cup was in Germany.

Life goes by so fast - I was in high school when Anže Kopitar began his career with the LA Kings - and I am still a kissless virgin! That is insane!

Anže Kopitar comes to my country, and gets some thot pregnant, and gets to breed - while I get nothing, I rot alone as a kissless virgin.

Brutal


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7f2uvDGAMT4&pp=ygUHa29waXRhcg%3D%3D

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

20 years - flew by, but my virginity remains.

 

[BetamaIe]

Brutal. Lost time is never found.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Brutal. Lost time is never found.

Agreed, greynigger.

If Alexander Ovechkin retires this summer after 21 seasons in the NHL - I would have been a kissless virgin for all of his career. That really hurts, because Alexander Ovechkin made his debut in the 2005 - 2006 season, when I was a freshman in high school…. There is no excuse, besides my genetics.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Agreed, greynigger.

If Alexander Ovechkin retires this summer after 21 seasons in the NHL - I would have been a kissless virgin for all of his career. That really hurts, because Alexander Ovechkin made his debut in the 2005 - 2006 season, when I was a freshman in high school…. There is no excuse, besides my genetics.

Yeah… I completely remember the day Sidney Crosby was drafted in 2005. When Sidney Crosby retires, I will fall into a deeper depression.