LifeFuel I have ascended

[Horatio Alger]

Can Being Smart Get You Laid? Absolutely – If You Are A Budgerigar

Can Being Smart Get You Laid? Absolutely – If You Are A Budgerigar

www.iflscience.com

Since I am pretty smart birb, it was only a matter of time before I found a foid mate

Pic of me cuddling with my new girlfriend

 

[Wrath]

reported

 

[cripplecel]

NiggER bird

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

View: https://youtu.be/XQpFtgAltOs?si=j2NWGeD2OovA4-d2&t=91

 

[lowz1r]

fakecels.is strikes again

 

[glutty]

congrats, now fuck off

 

[Horatio Alger]

reported

View: https://youtu.be/XQpFtgAltOs?si=j2NWGeD2OovA4-d2&t=91

fakecels.is strikes again

congrats, now fuck off

Our very first kiss

 

[PersonalityChad]

 

[Friezacel]

Hypergamy among birds is extremely brutal

 

[Horatio Alger]

Hypergamy among birds is extremely brutal

Since I'm to the extreme right of the bell curve in Budgie Intelligence, foid budgies see me as the ideal mate since they are genetically wired to see Intelligence (ie, the ability to gather food and build shelter) attractive

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Can Being Smart Get You Laid? Absolutely – If You Are A Budgerigar

Can Being Smart Get You Laid? Absolutely – If You Are A Budgerigar

www.iflscience.com

Since I am pretty smart birb, it was only a matter of time before I found a foid mate

View attachment 1418160

Pic of me cuddling with my new girlfriend

Budgies are more rational than human females jfl

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Since I'm to the extreme right of the bell curve in Budgie Intelligence, foid budgies see me as the ideal mate since they are genetically wired to see Intelligence (ie, the ability to gather food and build shelter) attractive

/zoo/

 

[Lizard King]

fuck you fucking nigger bird

 

[Horatio Alger]

fuck you fucking nigger bird

My budgie gf is already taking care of that inky

 

[Lizard King]

My budgie gf is already taking care of that inky

me playing baseball with you