I have ascended

[hehe xd]

I went to the doctor to get my crooked teeth deeply cleaned, after finishing the process i went to a bus station and sat there, then 2 girls initiated a comversation with me! They asked where im from,how was it like in the school i was etc etc

Obviously they were overweight and fat 3/10 but thry are still infinitely more valueable than the average male

Is this how chads feel? Random women talking to them first? I jacked ofd in the bus because i was incrediblg hard from being so close to vaginas and they looked at me and seemed interested even tho they had minor downs i think
Im still shaking i think i overdosed on oxytoxin

 

[Virginp0wers2]

You jacked off on the bus????

WTF dude

 

[whogivesafucc]

You jacked off on the bus????
WTF dude

 

[Jockcel]

I have jacked off in a class.

 

[VLÖ]

Obvious bait tbh.

 

[hehe xd]

You jacked off on the bus????

WTF dude

Yes it was empty kinda and i was mega hard

I fapped in class and public/school bathrooms a lot in the past im high t somewhat

 

[Virginp0wers2]

Yes it was empty kinda and i was mega hard

I fapped in class and public/school bathrooms a lot in the past im high t somewhat

thats fucked up dude

 

[hehe xd]

Obvious bait tbh.

Why u think so

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thats fucked up dude

Why its really fun lol

 

[whogivesafucc]

You jacked off on the bus????
WTF dude

Yes it was empty kinda and i was mega hard
I fapped in class and public/school bathrooms a lot in the past im high t somewhat

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Obvious bait tbh.

 

[TheVman]

damn bro, only time girls iniate a conversation with me, is when they're making fun of me

 

[hehe xd]

damn bro, only time girls iniate a conversation with me, is when they're making fun of me

Lol reminds me of when i showed my dick to a bunch of girl classmates in the 6th~ grade and they all laughed and said it looked like a burnt sausage just lol at ethnicels

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@sergeantincel shit i mistyped "teeth" as "death" can u pls fix the OP no wonder people think im trolling

 

[Minjaze]

Lucky af, I've never had a single girl approach me.

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You jacked off on the bus????

WTF dude

*cue Mission Impossible music as op stealthily unzips*

 

[BlackPill47]

It doesn't sound like you ascended with the Black Pill, you just got a glimpse of what it's like being a normie.

I have had brief experiences of this whenever waitresses have started talking to me, small-talking with an FHO who was taking me to an interview room (I felt like James Bond, kek) and when a Burger King employee had more than a passing interest in me, giving me coupons and free fries that I never asked for; sadly she left before Christmas, so I never seen her again. FML.

I think I have improved in appearing social and holding a conversation in recent years, but still no FHO wants to fuck me, or will be forward enough to say as much. SMH.

 

[/pol/cel]

Obvious bait tbh.

 

[Cynistic]

You jacked off on the bus????
WTF dude

Fkin degenerate