Serious I have ascended, and no, not by escortmaxxing

[Solocel]

Well this is it boyos. I finally did it. I know I haven’t been here for a long time, but I’ve enjoyed my short stay here. The few people who were suspicious of me were right, I guess I was a fakecel all along. I know my place, and will humbly leave this forum. I wish you all the best of luck, and I hope that you will all ascend and finally escape this hellscape. It is worth it, I have finally seen the light at the end of the tunnel. Please just take my advice and turn to the bluepill! All you need is a good Tinder account and a good wholesome personality!

We’re all gonna make it bros!
I thought it was because I was ugly, it was just my personality this whole time!
I SEE THE WORLD FOR WHAT IT TRULY IS! THE BLUEPILL IS THE ONE AND ONLY TRUTH!

I guess this is my goodbye from this forum. See you on the other side.

 

[Nightwalker_98]

This screams of " April fools "so hard

 

[Deleted member 36465]

Is she hot?

 

[Billowel]

preach brother preach. i also left my toxic personality for good and now i have a cute catholic white blonde trad super qt millionaire model gf bro and there is nothing that can stop me.


@everyone

guys you just gotta keep hustling,keep grinding,and everything will fall into place.peace

 

[Solocel]

This screams of " April fools "so hard

Is it really April Fools though? Check the calendar!

Is she hot?

I posted a picture of her at the bottom of my post. You can decide for yourself.

preach brother preach. i also left my toxic personality for good and now i have a cute catholic white blonde trad super qt millionaire model gf bro and there is nothing that can stop me.


@everyone

guys you just gotta keep hustling,keep grinding,and everything will fall into place.peace

 

[Alone75]

 

[Cash]

Lmaooo

 

[racoon4]

Sure

 

[InMinecraft]

This screams of " April fools "so hard