I Have a Massive Crush On This 50 year old woman

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

LilyTomlin from The Movie Moment By Moment
I used to masterbate to pictures of her, back in 1978

 

[Michael15651]

You should ask her out

 

[Blue Squirtle]

She doesn't look 50.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

You should ask her out

She's a movie star. She would want a famous guy.

She doesn't look 50.

Because they make movie stars look way younger than. they actually are.
They have the best make up artists in the studio.
Nobody is going to pay to see an ugly woman.
Just like they used John Travolta for the guy.