I have a girlfriend

[Suicidal Schizoid]

I've lied to you all, I have a girlfriend

She's older than me, we've been dating for years

We've met in college, but she already graduated

Her name is suicide, and I'm thinking of marrying her

She and I flirt all the time, though I've been seeing her for years

We fuck, we kiss, we tease

Her slit gets wet at the sight of my tears

I come home from a long day, I lie down and suicide is there

I have a good day, she's there

I have a bad day, she's there

Everyone in my life hates her

Everyone that knows her, hates her

But I just can't wait to have her, forever and ever

O suicide will you be mine

 

[Old Ironsides]

damn.

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

kbye

over for suicidecels

 

[PhilipBlake]

over for conceptlovecels

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

damn

 

[Vyn]

damn.

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

over for conceptlovecels

 

[Vyn]

Akhy poet

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

Akhy poet

we try we try

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

damn.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

"My melancholy is the most faithful mistress I have known; what wonder, then, that I love her in return." - søren kierkegaard

 

[PhilipBlake]

hey have i seen the cat in your avi before?

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

hey have i seen the cat in your avi before?

it's from the net so probably
how should i know im not omniscient

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

"My melancholy is the most faithful mistress I have known; what wonder, then, that I love her in return." - søren kierkegaard

beautifully put

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

.

Not an accurate depiction of her mate

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

Shit, I didn't read the post. I'm so sorry, brocel.

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

it's 6 am and me and suicide are currently cuddling

how's your night going


I could've added more lines to this but I'm lazy

 

[Adolf Kitler]

some poetic shi

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

some poetic shi

Bullying on this website is pathetic

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Bullying on this website is pathetic

It was supposed to be a compliment, sorry

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

It was supposed to be a compliment, sorry

was just mentioning that as a thought

Danke

 

[Nagger]

Damn. Never thought of it that way.