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Suicidal Schizoid

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I've lied to you all, I have a girlfriend

She's older than me, we've been dating for years

We've met in college, but she already graduated

Her name is suicide, and I'm thinking of marrying her

She and I flirt all the time, though I've been seeing her for years

We fuck, we kiss, we tease

Her slit gets wet at the sight of my tears

I come home from a long day, I lie down and suicide is there

I have a good day, she's there

I have a bad day, she's there

Everyone in my life hates her

Everyone that knows her, hates her

But I just can't wait to have her, forever and ever

O suicide will you be mine
 
over for conceptlovecels
 
"My melancholy is the most faithful mistress I have known; what wonder, then, that I love her in return." - søren kierkegaard
 
it's 6 am and me and suicide are currently cuddling

how's your night going


I could've added more lines to this but I'm lazy
 
some poetic shi
 
Damn. Never thought of it that way.
 

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