I have a date tomorrow

[fagotonabike]

I havent been on a date in over 4 years and both of the dates I ever went to failed horribly and I made an autistic asshole out of myself.

Do you have any tips on how to DATEMAX instead of being an autistic loser?

 

[torujo]

i thought you were a truecel

 

[ItheIthe]

I havent been on a date in over 4 years and both of the dates I ever went to failed horribly and I made an autistic asshole out of myself.

Do you have any tips on how to DATEMAX instead of being an autistic loser?

Drink some wine or a beer or to beforehand to calm your nerves.

I have a class presentation on Tuesday and I plan on drinking 2 beers beforehand to avoid being conscious of being a stuttery retard.

 

[Captvic]

What?

Ban

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But to be fair you are already ahead of alot of us just by even going on a date just lol at asking incels for advice on dates

 

[42cel]

Do you really think this is the right place to ask this sort of question?

 

[fagotonabike]

i thought you were a truecel

A date means absolutely nothing, even though I went on 2 dates in my life I am still a KHV.

I am going on a date with a fat, ugly woman that is probably my looksmatch. I hope to god that I dont embarrass myself yet again.

 

[uninstall]

A date means absolutely nothing, even though I went on 2 dates in my life I am still a KHV.

I am going on a date with a fat, ugly woman that is probably my looksmatch. I hope to god that I dont embarrass myself yet again.

just hold your frame, bro

 

[fagotonabike]

Do you really think this is the right place to ask this sort of question?

Go on reddit and I will be given the "Just be yourself" fagotry
Go on 4chan and all the normalfags that currently browse it will just make the thread about themselves and tell me how many women they have already fucked
Go on 8ch and I will be told to fuck off.

This is the only other place that I browse

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just hold your frame, bro

What does that mean? I dont speak PUA.

 

[42cel]

Go on reddit and I will be given the "Just be yourself" fagotry
Go on 4chan and all the normalfags that currently browse it will just make the thread about themselves and tell me how many women they have already fucked
Go on 8ch and I will be told to fuck off.

This is the only other place that I browse

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What does that mean? I dont speak PUA.

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Go on incels.is and ask ugly autistic virgins how to not be an ugly autistic virgin.

 

[fagotonabike]

Go on incels.is and ask ugly autistic virgins how to not be an ugly autistic virgin.

Most people on here arent even virgins, just look at shit like Zyrros and TheGambler and other autistic retards that keep posting here.

 

[Martialartscel]

i thought you were a truecel

Just because someone can get dates doesn't man he's not incel. I remember when I went on my first date I thought I was in but the girl was not interested at all. She just sat there, barely held her end of the conversation, kept looking around and finally fucked off. Turns out that's how most of my dates would go. Me trying to make a move would inevitably make it even worse.

As for the OP, I guess you can have a bit of booze beforehand, take her to a really hip place that she hasn't been to, have a drink and say bye. If she has means of contacting you, you should never call her again. If she contacts you first, then you might have a chance.

 

[jagged0]

Don't stress over it, Dates mean nothing to a femoid if you're incapable of having sex with her on the same day it's O V E R for you.

 

[inceliphate]

fakecelreeeeeeeoutoutout

 

[fagotonabike]

Posts: 6

Inceltears out..

 

[rickvanderhammer]

roofie her

 

[Sub8Hate]

I havent been on a date in over 4 years and both of the dates I ever went to failed horribly and I made an autistic asshole out of myself.

Do you have any tips on how to DATEMAX instead of being an autistic loser?

Datemax and fuck on the first date, fact.

 

[Panda]

go bowling. best incel date.

hug and kiss at the end

 

[SeifEsteem]

try holding her hands

 

[KyloRen]

Just be yourself, bro. Your personality will shine.

 

[dr-problematic]

after u ate all the dishes u ordered quickly say that u expected her to pay cuz u r unemployed and bounce away

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

Goodluck

 

[itsOVER]

Alright well I'm not claiming to be great but I do have a reasonable record on converting dates to sex, or at least kisses...albeit mostly in Thailand but I did it once in the UK too. The biggest advice I can give is make sure you're leading the date. Tell her where you're going - don't ask. Give commands not questions. And for the love of god don't ask permission to kiss her, just do it.

 

[inceliphate]

fakecelreeeeeeeoutoutout

tf is incel tears

 

[inceliphate]

Inceltears out..

tf is incel tears

 

[QuantumDummy]

I have no experience so I'll just leave this here.

https://i2.wp.com/38.media.tumblr.com/1a8482c7ff6d5490966d423b231ed318/tumblr_n8rqbgAwOv1r21medo1_500.gif

 

[mrhaircut33]

I havent been on a date in over 4 years and both of the dates I ever went to failed horribly and I made an autistic asshole out of myself.

Do you have any tips on how to DATEMAX instead of being an autistic loser?

FAKECEL, BAN BAN BAN

 

[Leaguecell]

Dont give a shit about your looks, she will smell it. If you are 3/10, giving a shit makes you 1/10.

 

[TheRealChincel]

You gotta neg her, refer to yourself in the third person, and hit on other girls.

 

[Uglychad]

Don't let onto the fact you are 
1. Incel
2. Worried about your looks
3. Friendless 

Women HATE that shit. They want psychologically, socially and physically healthy men, i.e. not friendless creeps riddled with anxiety.

 

[Torment]

Why the FUCK would you ask us this question? Ask people who actually get laid.

 

[WarmIncelation]

Honestly, pretend she's a dude. Act as if you're good friends and just be yourself. Assuming your personality isn't shit and you're interesting enough as a person she could dig you. You're obviously not an extreme uggo to have this opportunity.


Pretending and "holding frame " is outside the scope of what most any incel here can tell you. This is more of a red pill question tbh. Considering you're not super ugly red pill might actually help.

Back when I was able to date women I just tried to keep it light and breezy and didn't treat her any way I wouldn't treat someone else. This sort of non special status attributation seems to work on them for some reason. I guess they get so used to beta orbiters and cucks that when you don't give them special treatment they pick up on it as different and unique.

Also DONT PAY FOR HER!! Pay for yourself only.

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go bowling. best incel date.

hug and kiss at the end

Also this 

Bowling is an amazing date.