I have a condom in my wallet

[abrahamlarpwys]

I was on holiday (by myself)

Last year I met some boys there and one of them gave me a condom in case I get some LOL I never and still have it in my wallet should I use it tonight

 

[Caichan]

should I use it tonight

With who

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

With who

Myself ever heard of a posh wank

 

[AutistSupremacist]

With who

probably a hooker

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

probably a hooker

They always have some on deck tho

 

[Caichan]

Myself ever heard of a posh wank

Nope

 

[Excalibur]

I’ve never owned a condom in my life.

 

[SubstandardBlackCel]

I’ve never owned a condom in my life.

truecel trait

 

[cymbeline]

you sure they weren't making fun of you?

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

you sure they weren't making fun of you?

Na they were chill guys they let me tag along with them bought me venue tickets and drinks for the 2 weeks I was there first time I felt like I had friends in ages the guy that gave the condom to me was a fat cell heightmogged me to death but still ltn

 

[Shitskin=Shitlife]

I’ve never owned a condom in my life.

Same

I was on holiday (by myself)

Last year I met some boys there and one of them gave me a condom in case I get some LOL I never and still have it in my wallet should I use it tonight

A boy in my class bumped into another boy, causing him to drop his wallet. It was filled with lots of condoms which fell all over the floor. The entire class started laughing and the boy he bumped into then made fun of him saying "are you getting ready for something?"

 

[womenexpireat14]

I was on holiday (by myself)

Last year I met some boys there and one of them gave me a condom in case I get some LOL I never and still have it in my wallet should I use it tonight

Your a cuck if you don’t go in raw

 

[sirlancelot]

A group of men willingly talked to you, thought you were attractive enough to be a sexhaver and offered you protection just in case

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

A group of men willingly talked to you, thought you were attractive enough to be a sexhaver and offered you protection just in case

In my defense it was a group of 3 guys they were normies 2 of them were mtn and the one that gave me the condom was ltn and had that just be confident bro mindset

 

[Chirag gupta]

With who

A dead raccoon of the street

 

[EcstasyCel]

My condom has been in my wallet for 3 years and I never used it.

 

[Frail Link]

My condom has been in my wallet for 3 years and I never used it.

Brutal. My box of condoms are collecting dust.

 

[sensitive young man]

posh wank

"Ever heard of a a posh wank?"

 

[Sub5failure]

My condom has been in my wallet for 3 years and I never used it.

Why did u buy it jfl. Never, not even once in my life did i have a reason to even remotely think I would need a condom.

Spoiler

 

[nirvana]

OP:

 

[EcstasyCel]

Why did u buy it jfl. Never, not even once in my life did i have a reason to even remotely think I would need a condom.

Spoiler

You're not allowed to be hopeful?

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

I’ve never owned a condom in my life.

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

I was on holiday (by myself)

Last year I met some boys there and one of them gave me a condom in case I get some LOL I never and still have it in my wallet should I use it tonight

so apparently this isnt unique at all and its a universal experience for trucels but in sex ed in school when they gave out condoms to the guys and girls some of us didnt get them including me. is your condom expired

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

so apparently this isnt unique at all and its a universal experience for trucels but in sex ed in school when they gave out condoms to the guys and girls some of us didnt get them including me. is your condom expired

expires in 2029

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

i used to be a fatcel until spring last year where i had to start losing weight because my family threatened to disown me. i was 152 kg and im down to 99 kg because i starved myself so much for like 1 week on end only drinking water. i thought losing weight would make my face look better but no. pm me if you want to see it

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

expires in 2029

oh thats good. i had a friend in 2022 who was also a fatcel but he had fucked 8 different girls at the time and he only was my friend because it gave him an ego boost but one time he gave me a condom that i kept in my wallet for 3 years and it expired in 2024 lol but i had it in my wallet in 2025. he started using roids now and is like a part time porn actor or something

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

oh thats good. i had a friend in 2022 who was also a fatcel but he had fucked 8 different girls at the time and he only was my friend because it gave me an ego boost but one time he gave me a condom that i kept in my wallet for 3 years and it expired in 2024 lol but i had it in my wallet in 2025. he started using roids now and is like a part time porn actor or something

mirin ur friend

 

[NoIdeaWhy]

mirin ur friend

he probably thought it was funny because he always told me he knew i dont get girls and he always used it to make himself feel better

 

[TimeMachineOrLDAR]

I’ve never owned a condom in my life.

 

[Skoga]

When I moved out at 20 I still had some hope so I bought condoms back then.
6 years later they're just collecting dust in my wardrobe and probably will till the day I die.

 

[MokaWeed]

I’ve never owned a condom in my life.