I hate when im trying to jack off...

[justuseless]

But when im ready to cum i cant find a used tissue on my bedroom floor. So then i have to get out of bed to fetch one and now i dont wanna cooooom anymore

You have this?

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Just lay on your back before it happens and coom on your belly, then wipe it off later. Works for me

 

[FastBlast]

This is exactly why you have to get your supplies ready and within reach before you start gooning

 

[KinkyKanga]

Just have a 'cum rag' READY beforehand.

 

[justuseless]

Just lay on your back before it happens and coom on your belly, then wipe it off later. Works for me

I used to do this but its too much work. I'd rather cum in a tissue and flush it down. Plus your mom and sisters can probably smell you a mile away.

 

[justuseless]

This is exactly why you have to get your supplies ready and within reach before you start gooning

Just have a 'cum rag' READY beforbeforehand

My room is such a mess i just assume there will be one. Usually is.

 

[KinkyKanga]

My room is such a mess i just assume there will be one. Usually is.

Over for messycels.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

I used to do this but its too much work. I'd rather cum in a tissue and flush it down. Plus your mom and sisters can probably smell you a mile away.

I don’t has sisters or brothers and don’t give a fuck what my mother thinks. I just coom on my stomach or in my sex doll and then wipe it up with an old sock

 

[justuseless]

I don’t has sisters or brothers and don’t give a fuck what my mother thinks. I just coom on my stomach or in my sex doll and then wipe it up with an old sock

Brutal. I used to have a cumrag that stank up the entire house. Thats when i realised foids are extremely sensitive to cum smell.

 

[krieg005]

gayest thread i've read but still must prepare more to tickle your pickle

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Brutal. I used to have a cumrag that stank up the entire house. Thats when i realised foids are extremely sensitive to cum smell.

Over

 

[Lonelyus]

But when im ready to cum i cant find a used tissue on my bedroom floor. So then i have to get out of bed to fetch one and now i dont wanna cooooom anymore

You have this?

I find it easier to just tape all my phone cameras and jack off in the shower when its not on and just wait for the cum to evaporate into water and then flush future generations away.

I come back an hour later then i flush it away, They will never be born anyway because im ugly and no one wants my sperm so i just shoot it out instead, Its over.

 

[Wenhao Xu]

I used to have that problem, now I just cum all over myself because idc.

 

[nico]

But when im ready to cum i cant find a used tissue on my bedroom floor. So then i have to get out of bed to fetch one and now i dont wanna cooooom anymore

You have this?

just dump it in the bin

 

[carrot]

Just lay on your back before it happens and coom on your belly, then wipe it off later. Works for me

True or shower after if you do it in the morning

 

[zerozerozero]

Just lay on your back before it happens and coom on your belly, then wipe it off later. Works for me

fuck that i tried it the other day and fucking cum went everywhere

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

fuck that i tried it the other day and fucking cum went everywhere

 

[Grodd]

Just coom on the curtains like i do

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

I just cum on my underwear

 

[Emba]

Just lay on your back before it happens and coom on your belly, then wipe it off later. Works for me

Brutal self creampie lol

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Brutal self creampie lol

 

[Emba]

Ikr? Disturbing shit huh

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Ikr? Disturbing shit huh

Fr

 

[Emba]

Fr

I don't think I'll ever do that again... It's just too damn horrible to consider

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

I don't think I'll ever do that again... It's just too damn horrible to consider

Based

 

[JKlancecaster069]

I just coom on myself.

 

[Emba]

I just coom on myself.

Just creampie yourself bro