Crustaciouse
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Tim mother fucking Tebow.
For anyone that doesn't know, he's a former football quarterback and current baseball player. And he's a devout Christian.
That means he is a 26 year old Chad voluntary celibate.
I cannot understand the hatred the universe has for me, he is a good looking successful Chad that could be fucking hundreds of girls but wants to remain celibate until he gets married.
While I'm an ugly unsuccesful incel that wants to get laid and recieve love.
Why couldn't I be born in his body????? It would have helped us both.
He wants to be virgin until marriage, and in my body he would have no problem preserving his virginity.
And I want to get laid constantly, and in that body I would have no problem.