I hate my mother

[Dr Cortex]

My mother has always been a religious zealot. Today, she found my stash of porn magazines under the bed. She screamed my name and I thought she was getting murdered or something. She tore the magazines apart and forced me to repent to God or else she'd kick me out of the home my own dad bought with his money (they are divorced and my dad got financially raped). I wish I could move in with him instead.

 

[KING NOTHING]

Porn mags? In 2024?

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

mogs me

also

Porn mags? In 2024?

 

[slashER]

Porn mags? In 2024?

 

[Dr Cortex]

Porn mags? In 2024?

mogs me

also

It's so I can do my business in the bathroom.

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She pretty much looks like this.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

t's so I can do my business in the bathroom.

dont u have a phone

 

[Dr Cortex]

dont u have a phone

I can hide the mags when going to the bathroom and pretend I'm reading something else. Like how students read comics behind their actual books. Sure, I can do that with a phone but the only bathroom is in the living room and my mother spends most of the time watching television.

 

[FastBlast]

Porn mags? In 2024?

This. How old are you bro? Over for boomercels

but the only bathroom is in the living room and my mother spends most of the time watching television.

Why not just take your phone with you in your pocket to the bathroom? Please don't tell me your mom searches your pockets before you enter the bathroom or some shit. This thread screams giga autism

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

My mother has always been a religious zealot. Today, she found my stash of porn magazines under the bed. She screamed my name and I thought she was getting murdered or something. She tore the magazines apart and forced me to repent to God or else she'd kick me out of the home my own dad bought with his money (they are divorced and my dad got financially raped). I wish I could move in with him instead.

Why don’t you move in with him?

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]

My parents are jew nigger worshipers of Christ I just watch porn its too risky to hide porn mags in room.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Actually based you use magazines. When I'm done with my Nofap streak I'll go back to jerking off 2 times a week but no porn just looking at girls photos

 

[Dr Cortex]

This. How old are you bro? Over for boomercels


Why not just take your phone with you in your pocket to the bathroom? Please don't tell me your mom searches your pockets before you enter the bathroom or some shit. This thread screams giga autism

Well the situation is rather complicated. The porn magazines I read before heading to the bathroom. That way I can get a bit riled up you know what I'm saying. Because if I stay in the bathroom for too long my mother gets suspicious and asks if everything is alright in there.

Why don’t you move in with him?

He lives in another country at the moment.

Actually based you use magazines. When I'm done with my Nofap streak I'll go back to jerking off 2 times a week but no porn just looking at girls photos

Imagination is superior to porn.

 

[FastBlast]

Well the situation is rather complicated. The porn magazines I read before heading to the bathroom. That way I can get a bit riled up you know what I'm saying. Because if I stay in the bathroom for too long my mother gets suspicious and asks if everything is alright in there.

Just fucking lol

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

He lives in another country at the moment.

Can’t you move?

 

[Dr Cortex]

Can’t you move?

Socio-economic disparity.

 

[Mistake]

Porn magazines

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

. She screamed my name and I thought she was getting murdered or something

*In reality*