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Venting I hate Michael Phelps

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More specifically, I hate people who glaze the fuck out of him. They always talk about how he's "genetically perfect" for swimming. It nags at me, because it's a constant reminder that I'm not even genetically decent at anything. My face looks like God sneezed halfway through drawing it, fat clings to my body for dear life, and I'm honestly borderline retarded. Not to mention that my very blood is trash because I'm mixed race, I'm a quarter black and it's fucked up my entire life. I don't fit in with the niggers and I don't fit in with white people. I'm just me, and honestly, there's very little about me that's all that interesting. I've lived a very uneventful life because my parents never go outside and refuse to take me anywhere. They care about my grades at school than anything else.
 
Brutal. I remember Phelps mogging at the Beijing olympics, I was smoking weed and playing WoW while that was going on, I think my old character has a 2008 Olympics tabard or something like that.
 
Pretty sure the guy swims on pussies :feelskek:
 
Nuke his weiner
 
Im pretty sure That mf Came to my school when I was a kid either him or some other famous swimmer

Now That I think back on it its funny they got this guy out of everyone to come and give an inspirational speech when He only succeeded in life because of the traits he had that were ideal for swimming
 
Im pretty sure That mf Came to my school when I was a kid either him or some other famous swimmer

Now That I think back on it its funny they got this guy out of everyone to come and give an inspirational speech when He only succeeded in life because of the traits he had that were ideal for swimming
 

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