Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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Hairy genes are so annoying, I am covered with hair and can grow an extremely large beard. I envy hairlesscels, the only hair I want is on my head.
You guys can go longer without caring about hygiene because you don’t have to constantly worry about all this damn hair, and it grows quick.
A few months can pass and my beard would’ve already grown back extensively. And you’d never have to worry about shaving. Hell in just a week or two after shaving, my beard is already fully visible again. Although the beard doesn’t look too bad on me it’s pain to upkeep and annoying.
Plus big beards can trap food and bacteria so you have to stay on top of that more. Not to mention getting stray hairs ALL over the damn place because my entire body is covered in it.
And women don’t want hairy men, this isn’t caveman times anymore. Women won’t want pubes stuck to her lips after she’s sucked your dick. They want tall low IQ smooth skin blonde pretty boy jocks who play football.
Despite beards having this macho cool tough guy image, women don’t even find beards attractive and a man can look masculine without facial or body hair.
Just another area in the genetics department I was fucked over in. I had a full beard as well when I in the 9th grade and lots of body hair. I still got mogged by the guys who looked way better than me and still looked like children and girls still ignored me despite the fact that I masculinity mogged them into the ground.
You guys can go longer without caring about hygiene because you don’t have to constantly worry about all this damn hair, and it grows quick.
A few months can pass and my beard would’ve already grown back extensively. And you’d never have to worry about shaving. Hell in just a week or two after shaving, my beard is already fully visible again. Although the beard doesn’t look too bad on me it’s pain to upkeep and annoying.
Plus big beards can trap food and bacteria so you have to stay on top of that more. Not to mention getting stray hairs ALL over the damn place because my entire body is covered in it.
And women don’t want hairy men, this isn’t caveman times anymore. Women won’t want pubes stuck to her lips after she’s sucked your dick. They want tall low IQ smooth skin blonde pretty boy jocks who play football.
Despite beards having this macho cool tough guy image, women don’t even find beards attractive and a man can look masculine without facial or body hair.
Just another area in the genetics department I was fucked over in. I had a full beard as well when I in the 9th grade and lots of body hair. I still got mogged by the guys who looked way better than me and still looked like children and girls still ignored me despite the fact that I masculinity mogged them into the ground.