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I hate having hairy genes, I would rather not have a single hair on my body, here’s why

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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Hairy genes are so annoying, I am covered with hair and can grow an extremely large beard. I envy hairlesscels, the only hair I want is on my head.

You guys can go longer without caring about hygiene because you don’t have to constantly worry about all this damn hair, and it grows quick.

A few months can pass and my beard would’ve already grown back extensively. And you’d never have to worry about shaving. Hell in just a week or two after shaving, my beard is already fully visible again. Although the beard doesn’t look too bad on me it’s pain to upkeep and annoying.

Plus big beards can trap food and bacteria so you have to stay on top of that more. Not to mention getting stray hairs ALL over the damn place because my entire body is covered in it.

And women don’t want hairy men, this isn’t caveman times anymore. Women won’t want pubes stuck to her lips after she’s sucked your dick. They want tall low IQ smooth skin blonde pretty boy jocks who play football.

Despite beards having this macho cool tough guy image, women don’t even find beards attractive and a man can look masculine without facial or body hair.

Just another area in the genetics department I was fucked over in. I had a full beard as well when I in the 9th grade and lots of body hair. I still got mogged by the guys who looked way better than me and still looked like children and girls still ignored me despite the fact that I masculinity mogged them into the ground.
 
I have the opposite problem. I am not hairy and wish I looked masculine and could grow a beard.
 
Jealous I cant even grow a proper beard
 
Being hairy does suck, especially when you can't manage to get a break from shaving, A few friends I had in high school always teased me for being hairy as well JFL
 
I'm such retard I can't shave my beard and because of that I look like a pdf. I hate being hairy, fuck my stupid genes. I'm DISGUSTING
 
Beard can get annoying after a while but im not to bothered by it
 
I hate wearing underwear or sweatpants because im hairy as well and if i sit on my ass long enough the thigh hairs start hurting like a bitch due to the pressure
 
Hairy genes are so annoying, I am covered with hair and can grow an extremely large beard. I envy hairlesscels, the only hair I want is on my head.

You guys can go longer without caring about hygiene because you don’t have to constantly worry about all this damn hair, and it grows quick.

A few months can pass and my beard would’ve already grown back extensively. And you’d never have to worry about shaving. Hell in just a week or two after shaving, my beard is already fully visible again. Although the beard doesn’t look too bad on me it’s pain to upkeep and annoying.

Plus big beards can trap food and bacteria so you have to stay on top of that more. Not to mention getting stray hairs ALL over the damn place because my entire body is covered in it.

And women don’t want hairy men, this isn’t caveman times anymore. Women won’t want pubes stuck to her lips after she’s sucked your dick. They want tall low IQ smooth skin blonde pretty boy jocks who play football.

Despite beards having this macho cool tough guy image, women don’t even find beards attractive and a man can look masculine without facial or body hair.

Just another area in the genetics department I was fucked over in. I had a full beard as well when I in the 9th grade and lots of body hair. I still got mogged by the guys who looked way better than me and still looked like children and girls still ignored me despite the fact that I masculinity mogged them into the ground.
same,my room is filled with hairs.If I pick something up its likely to have a hair on it.
 
Being hairy does suck, especially when you can't manage to get a break from shaving, A few friends I had in high school always teased me for being hairy as well JFL
armenid genes one of most hairy phenotypes tbh
 
Only advantage of a beard is that it hides my subhuman jaw but foids will always rather go for the hairless bigger jawline chad anyway. Bones is law.
 
Hairy genes are so annoying, I am covered with hair and can grow an extremely large beard. I envy hairlesscels, the only hair I want is on my head.

You guys can go longer without caring about hygiene because you don’t have to constantly worry about all this damn hair, and it grows quick.

A few months can pass and my beard would’ve already grown back extensively. And you’d never have to worry about shaving. Hell in just a week or two after shaving, my beard is already fully visible again. Although the beard doesn’t look too bad on me it’s pain to upkeep and annoying.

Plus big beards can trap food and bacteria so you have to stay on top of that more. Not to mention getting stray hairs ALL over the damn place because my entire body is covered in it.

And women don’t want hairy men, this isn’t caveman times anymore. Women won’t want pubes stuck to her lips after she’s sucked your dick. They want tall low IQ smooth skin blonde pretty boy jocks who play football.

Despite beards having this macho cool tough guy image, women don’t even find beards attractive and a man can look masculine without facial or body hair.

Just another area in the genetics department I was fucked over in. I had a full beard as well when I in the 9th grade and lots of body hair. I still got mogged by the guys who looked way better than me and still looked like children and girls still ignored me despite the fact that I masculinity mogged them into the ground.
Why don’t you get a warning for bragging with this? I’d kill to be able to grow a beard (I haven’t shaved in 19 months)
 
Being hairy means you are closer to apes than you are to Homo Sapiens
 
I hate being hairy but grateful I can run cover up game om my subhuman chin
 
terrible viewpoint, hairless face is incel face. i use chemicals just to try to actually have some facial hair growth.
 
lol best i can do is only a measly soybeard, can even grow proper mustache in my late twenties for shit
 
Why don’t you get a warning for bragging with this? I’d kill to be able to grow a beard (I haven’t shaved in 19 months)
The top 1% of men don’t have beards, beards only impress other men unfortunately. And like I said, women actually prefer smooth men like this.

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The top 1% of men don’t have beards, beards only impress other men unfortunately. And like I said, women actually prefer smooth men like this.

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The fact that you beard so easily means you have 1 VERY good androgen receptors and 2 VERY good T to DHT conversion. You could gymmaxx completely independent of steroids. And besides being short, you likely have a very good body with all that influencing growth during puberty. With those advantages, what are you even doing on here?
 
some niggas are just hairy, usually the most hairy ethnics also have hairy women
 
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The fact that you beard so easily means you have 1 VERY good androgen receptors and 2 VERY good T to DHT conversion. You could gymmaxx completely independent of steroids. And besides being short, you likely have a very good body with all that influencing growth during puberty. With those advantages, what are you even doing on here?
I’m still 5’5, black, and extremely ugly. It simply isn’t enough. Especially since women prefer tall white men. I’m always getting mogged by white men.
 
Im the same as you. I'm a pretty hairy mf but don't look like a rug. I don't think foids actually care about body hair all that much, at least all the whores I've visited haven't complained about it.
 
Hairy genes are so annoying, I am covered with hair and can grow an extremely large beard. I envy hairlesscels, the only hair I want is on my head.

You guys can go longer without caring about hygiene because you don’t have to constantly worry about all this damn hair, and it grows quick.

A few months can pass and my beard would’ve already grown back extensively. And you’d never have to worry about shaving. Hell in just a week or two after shaving, my beard is already fully visible again. Although the beard doesn’t look too bad on me it’s pain to upkeep and annoying.

Plus big beards can trap food and bacteria so you have to stay on top of that more. Not to mention getting stray hairs ALL over the damn place because my entire body is covered in it.

And women don’t want hairy men, this isn’t caveman times anymore. Women won’t want pubes stuck to her lips after she’s sucked your dick. They want tall low IQ smooth skin blonde pretty boy jocks who play football.

Despite beards having this macho cool tough guy image, women don’t even find beards attractive and a man can look masculine without facial or body hair.

Just another area in the genetics department I was fucked over in. I had a full beard as well when I in the 9th grade and lots of body hair. I still got mogged by the guys who looked way better than me and still looked like children and girls still ignored me despite the fact that I masculinity mogged them into the ground.
bro, i just wish my skin was a bit less sensitive so i could fucking shave without hurting myself and not look like ooga booga
 
I hate wearing underwear or sweatpants because im hairy as well and if i sit on my ass long enough the thigh hairs start hurting like a bitch due to the pressure
that sounds weird im probably at least as hairy as you are and i've never had such a problem, are you sure it's not something else?
 
that sounds weird im probably at least as hairy as you are and i've never had such a problem, are you sure it's not something else?
When you push down the hair like for example sitting on my ass all day since i have a hairy ass if i apply pressure for long enough the hairs if i move them they’ll start hurting nothing that bad but it’s noticeable
 
i had a bandage on my leg and ripping it off hurt like shit cause my legs are drenched in hair. tbh i dont mind having hairy arms and legs, its mainly the pubes (ass and ball hairs) that annoy me cause i cant shave em
 
I'm the complete opposite. No body hair, can't grow facial hair and going bald.
 
humblebragging newfag
>god having an optimal hormonal profile is so bad, fellow incels! I hate having a masculine beard hehe
 
humblebragging newfag
>god having an optimal hormonal profile is so bad, fellow incels! I hate having a masculine beard hehe
Cope. Being hairy as a sub-5 makes you look dirty and homeless. I wish I was at least hairless for a change
 

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