Total Imbecile
Honorary ethnic
★★★★★
- Joined
- Dec 19, 2017
- Posts
- 10,550
When you go to shit you cannot control it
Either if its really watery once you let it go and it cannot be stopped
Or if its explosive it just sprays everything like white phosphorus
I love and miss normal shits, you just slowly release the poo, it hits the water with minimal splash and you almost dont even have to wipe
Controlled, accurate and clean
Of course I hae to get sick just as the weather is becoming warmer for some reason
Either if its really watery once you let it go and it cannot be stopped
Or if its explosive it just sprays everything like white phosphorus
I love and miss normal shits, you just slowly release the poo, it hits the water with minimal splash and you almost dont even have to wipe
Controlled, accurate and clean
Of course I hae to get sick just as the weather is becoming warmer for some reason