RageFuel I had unprotected sex with an escort and got herpes

[RageAgainstTDL]

All hookers have herpes. This is why I'm hesitant.

As a man with 5-9 partners you had a 10% chance of catching herpes.

A woman's rate of herpes goes up with the number of partners even faster, so >10 partners is 37% likely to have herpes.

Prostitutes have had >100 partners so they're pretty much 100% guaranteed to have it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_herpes_simplex

 

[Segregated]

You had sex with an escort who offers raw services, what did you expect?

 

[SOMCEL]

It’s over, just rope now

 

[znbox]

You are retarded. If an escort agrees to have sex with you it means yesterday she agreed to have sex with some other dude. How can you be so naive? I wouldn't even fuck her with a condom on if she tells me I can pay more and fuck her without it. Because it most definitely means she already has some STD.

You must feel lucky it's not HIV. Or maybe not. You can detect it after a month. Good luck! Update me on the results.

 

[rudolfhess]

Cuck

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

On the plus side you can only catch herpes once. So you don't have to worry about catching it again.

But yeah you gotta worry about getting tested for AIDS next in a month or so.

Low transmission rate of HIV from unprotected sex from woman > man per encounter.

Overall, female-to-male transmission is 0.04% per act or, in theory, about 4 cases of HIV transmission per every 10,000 acts of vaginal sex with a woman who is HIV positive...
https://www.hivlawandpolicy.org/res...exual-act-systematic-review-and-meta-analysis

I know so much random bullshit because I've extensively researched STDs out of paranoia. Which makes about as much sense as a cripple studying ballet. Or a deaf man practicing violin.

 

[Stoiccel]

Shot yourself in the foot big time.

 

[Deleted member 1039]

This is what happens to sinners

 

[mylifeistrash]

So, 3 weeks ago I had unprotected sex with an escort. I’ve only excortcelled a handful of times, and it was always using protection. It always felt like shit, so I decided to find one that offered rawdog as a service, to see if it felt any better. It didn’t. My dick’s nerves have been utterly destroyed by 25 years of death grip masturbation.

Anyway, a week ago I noticed a pimple on my cock. I’d never had tha before. I went to the doctor and they took a sample. I now have herpes.

Holy fucking shit, as if the world didn’t hate me enough. It’s like the final fucking insult - this was only the 5th time I’ve ever had sex (no, I’m not a fakecel, it’s all been with escorts), and just for that extra fucking laugh, the universe decides to give me herpes. I feel like the world just decided to kick me when I was down for its own amusement. Can you even fucking believe that kind of luck?? Being an incel, finally deciding at the age of 36 to lose your virginity to an escort, doing it a few more times and the first and only time you ever do rawdog you get fucking herpes.

There is no limit to the evil bullshit that this world can dole out to a sub-8 man.

chad gets girls with low partner counts

chad has a superior immune system

chad did it all in his early 20s at the latest


you got fucked over so hard, in multiple ways

 

[Deleted member 7438]

So, 3 weeks ago I had unprotected sex with an escort. I’ve only excortcelled a handful of times, and it was always using protection. It always felt like shit, so I decided to find one that offered rawdog as a service, to see if it felt any better. It didn’t. My dick’s nerves have been utterly destroyed by 25 years of death grip masturbation.

Anyway, a week ago I noticed a pimple on my cock. I’d never had tha before. I went to the doctor and they took a sample. I now have herpes.

Holy fucking shit, as if the world didn’t hate me enough. It’s like the final fucking insult - this was only the 5th time I’ve ever had sex (no, I’m not a fakecel, it’s all been with escorts), and just for that extra fucking laugh, the universe decides to give me herpes. I feel like the world just decided to kick me when I was down for its own amusement. Can you even fucking believe that kind of luck?? Being an incel, finally deciding at the age of 36 to lose your virginity to an escort, doing it a few more times and the first and only time you ever do rawdog you get fucking herpes.

There is no limit to the evil bullshit that this world can dole out to a sub-8 man.

Kill her. I'll even help.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

So, 3 weeks ago I had unprotected sex with an escort. I’ve only excortcelled a handful of times, and it was always using protection. It always felt like shit, so I decided to find one that offered rawdog as a service, to see if it felt any better. It didn’t. My dick’s nerves have been utterly destroyed by 25 years of death grip masturbation.

Anyway, a week ago I noticed a pimple on my cock. I’d never had tha before. I went to the doctor and they took a sample. I now have herpes.

Holy fucking shit, as if the world didn’t hate me enough. It’s like the final fucking insult - this was only the 5th time I’ve ever had sex (no, I’m not a fakecel, it’s all been with escorts), and just for that extra fucking laugh, the universe decides to give me herpes. I feel like the world just decided to kick me when I was down for its own amusement. Can you even fucking believe that kind of luck?? Being an incel, finally deciding at the age of 36 to lose your virginity to an escort, doing it a few more times and the first and only time you ever do rawdog you get fucking herpes.

There is no limit to the evil bullshit that this world can dole out to a sub-8 man.

I am honestly still laughing at this

 

[Anger]

>JFL

 

[Dekim]

It's just herpes, don't overreact.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Herpes is a common disease. Most sexually active people have it, especially women. If you don't have herpes, you are not having enough sex, lol

This is more or less what the doctor told me, phrased differently.

From my own research it’s extremely common and most get one outbreak and then nothing ever again.

 

[Deleted member 5653]

Unprotected sex with a hooker, what where you thinking?

 

[Robtical]

That's really unlucky, I've heard about guys doing it all the time with escorts with no condoms and never getting anything.

chad gets girls with low partner counts

chad has a superior immune system

chad did it all in his early 20s at the latest


you got fucked over so hard, in multiple ways

Ugly high t guys have good immune systems too.

 

[masterwizard]

I don’t have herpes but I have fordcye spots, which basically look like pimples all over my shaft and balls. It’s supposedly very common with half of men having them, but I have NEVER seen another guy with the amount I have.

So I don’t have STDs but still look disgusting.

It’s impossible to win.

 

[L9xddddd]

Are you insane lol

 

[Jockcel]

RIP

 

[Miro Chad]

It always felt like shit, so I decided to find one that offered rawdog as a service, to see if it felt any better. It didn’t. My dick’s nerves have been utterly destroyed by 25 years of death grip masturbation..

Maybe the roastie was to old and had kids already so her vagina is to big? Going raw didn't even feel better? Are you cut?

 

[Frottbott]

Herpes gives you social proof.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Maybe the roastie was to old and had kids already so her vagina is to big? Going raw didn't even feel better? Are you cut?

Nope, uncut.

It felt a tiny bit better but still utter shit.

 

[UBERCEL]

why did you do it

 

[KaijuKid]

1 in 8 people in the good ol’ USA has genital herpes. Most never show symptoms. Mega unlucky but kind of a stupid thing to risk. There’s a good chance you’ve probably picked up a strain or more of HPV too.

 

[Just_another_cel]

From what I read most people don't even know they have herpes so it could have just as easily happened from a regular foid. Also most that do experience symptoms get one outbreak and then never again. The kids here just buy into the stigma.

 

[Qwertz09]

Shoulda just stuck to masturbation. Works for me. I can do it whenever I want and from the comfort of my bed.

 

[Dopeycel]

Herpes doesn't matter really it will go away and be invisible most of your life. There's no cure for chicken pox either, its a similar situation.

Just don't worry it will go away on its own

 

[Eternaldarkness]

Go Emergency Room.

 

[NormieKiller]

NO HOMO but can you send us a pic of your dick just for us to see how bad herpes is ? Where is the pimple at ?