This is ironic because I made a post about toilet cleanliness last week. I was out driving fishing boat and I think I maybe have irritable bowel syndrome, a couple of hours after eating I usually have diarrhea and I kept getting stomach cramps, I couldn't fight it, I knew it was going to come out. I had two choices, I could shit in my pants and maybe try to catch it in my hand and throw it overboard but I couldn't guarantee it would be a solid shit, I wasn't alone in boat either. The other option was to shit in the bucket and throw it overboard which I did, it was humiliating when I seen my shit floating in the water, not something a supreme gentleman should have to do, I couldn't wipe my ass and some shit got on my shorts because of my shitty ass.
