Story I had the scariest yet retrospectively coolest night in my life

[Edmund_Kemper]

I was at my pool house far away for a couple days and luckily the alarm doesn’t make a sound when I open the door to outside so I went outside at 3 AM and went for a walk, there was a tiny bit of lightning but nothing else.

then about 20 minutes later, it starts raining heavily as the lightning continues. So I ran back to the house hoping my parents didn’t wake up (luckily they didn’t). I got super wet and I took a shower and dried myself with a towel.

when walking before the rain, a few horses saw me and ran away

 

[Caesercel]

Is this a dream?

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Is this a dream?

No

 

[ihaveno1]

Damn that sounds cool, u like going for night walks dont u

 

[Caesercel]

No

I was at my pool house far away for a couple days

Brutal mog

a few horses saw me and ran away

Holy fuck. Stop lifemogging me this hard. Where the fuck do you find random ass horses running away

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Damn that sounds cool, u like going for night walks dont u

Rarely get the opportunity at my normal house we have an alarm for when the door opens

Brutal mog

Holy fuck. Stop lifemogging me this hard. Where the fuck do you find random ass horses running away

incel trait: horses run away from you

 

[Caesercel]

Rarely get the opportunity at my normal house we have an alarm for when the door opens

incel trait: horses run away from you

Chad trait:owning a pool, a poolhouse in a place where random ass unicorns appear in the night as if its fucking Narnia

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Chad trait:owning a pool, a poolhouse in a place where random ass unicorns appear in the night as if its fucking Narnia

My dads rich

 

[Caesercel]

My dads rich

What does he do? Don't be specific. Just the gist of it

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

What does he do? Don't be specific. Just the gist of it

He has a very good job

 

[NuclearCel]

He has a very good job

Lucky you, richcels are 10x better than poorcels like us.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Lucky you, richcels are 10x better than poorcels like us.

Are you poor?

 

[Deleted member 26140]

Nightwalks are giga lifefuel

 

[NuclearCel]

Are you poor?

Yeah, kinda. I cannot yet fulfill my copes but maybe in the future.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Nightwalks are giga lifefuel

 

[Emba]

Horses run towards me!

(I feed them longer grass from outside their fenced area. Their area has shorter grass because they ate it already.)

But not always

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Horses run towards me!

(I feed them longer grass from outside their fenced area. Their area has shorter grass because they ate it already.)

But not always

Fuck a horse theory

 

[Emba]

Fuck a horse theory

The nearby horses don't like me.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

The nearby horses don't like me.

Incel trait: animals hate u

 

[Emba]

Incel trait: animals hate u

Only the ones with better grass access.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Only the ones with better grass access.

Grass is chad to them

 

[FEMCELS FANTASY]

View: https://youtu.be/CWRTqMGvdpc

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

How tall are you ?

5’11 and a half