Tšuudi
Transcendental Bubblegummaxxed Incelquisitor
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I was walking around aimlessly after being kicked out of some apartment I lived in, then I walk past two foids and they give me a look of disgust, whisper something to each other and start following me, I tell them to go away but they don't listen.
At this point I've been walking for days and the foids are still following me and I'm lost in a dark and cold forest, until I find an abandoned nuclear missile silo and begin exploring it.
The silo is located near a military base and is in pretty shit condition, I walk inside the control room and start inspecting all the buttons to see what they do, there is also a window where you can see outside, the foids follow me inside and I tell them to go away again but they refuse, then I tell them to at least not touch anything to which they say "we won't
", but they lied.
When I go outside to see the silo from there, sirens start blaring out and a message pops up on a nearby screen saying that a nuclear missile will be launched shortly, then I see the foids giggling behind the window and another message pops up saying "we did it because we don't like you
"
Then the military shows up and starts shooting me! So these bitches launched a nuke just because they dislike me and then the military blames me for it.
After the military shows up, I just start running. I run through the nearby military base, where luckily everyone is too busy panicking about the nuke to notice me, then the nuke hits the ground and I see a blinding light, I continue running but I'm not fast enough, just when the blast is about to hit me I wake up.
TLDR: foids launched a nuke to kill me because they don't like me and I get blamed for it.
At this point I've been walking for days and the foids are still following me and I'm lost in a dark and cold forest, until I find an abandoned nuclear missile silo and begin exploring it.
The silo is located near a military base and is in pretty shit condition, I walk inside the control room and start inspecting all the buttons to see what they do, there is also a window where you can see outside, the foids follow me inside and I tell them to go away again but they refuse, then I tell them to at least not touch anything to which they say "we won't
When I go outside to see the silo from there, sirens start blaring out and a message pops up on a nearby screen saying that a nuclear missile will be launched shortly, then I see the foids giggling behind the window and another message pops up saying "we did it because we don't like you
Then the military shows up and starts shooting me! So these bitches launched a nuke just because they dislike me and then the military blames me for it.
After the military shows up, I just start running. I run through the nearby military base, where luckily everyone is too busy panicking about the nuke to notice me, then the nuke hits the ground and I see a blinding light, I continue running but I'm not fast enough, just when the blast is about to hit me I wake up.
TLDR: foids launched a nuke to kill me because they don't like me and I get blamed for it.





