I guess this is why we call it to "ascend"..

[Firefly]

 

[MiSKiRaT]

now I feel depressed, thanks.

 

[ldargoblin]

We'd been married twenty years at that point

 

[Robo_Cope]

She probably killed him by using her holes for life assurance money …

 

[kay']

Dnr

 

[suicidecase]

I thought it was called ascension because females are such height whores and you had to ascend to 6ft5 to escape inceldom.

 

[kay']

Roastie says she had the best sex of her life with her husband and he died the day after

Forces me to read

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I didn't expected that ending at all