My new year resolution is to take a girl's ass virginity. I want to destroy her intestine. I think I will try tinder again, I might get a foid who'll let me hammer her butt.
With your 3.5incher? GL
Chad does that everyday
It's the easiest to contract STDs from anal sex, moreso than stock sex.
I'd recommend lubricating and then pounding inside hard, but holding the soft ass cheeks in your hand and playing with them.
though if I was doing anal I'd have her take a shower first tbh
I'd recommend lubricating and then pounding inside hard, but holding the soft ass cheeks in your hand and playing with them.
though if I was doing anal I'd have her take a shower first tbh
I remember going into 2016 thinking "hopefully this will be the year I lose my virginity".
Ah, naivety...
Ah, naivety...
you ain't finna do shit
Wait a second, didn't they tell you what's in there??? It's... it's feces. Okay??? I hate to be the one to tell you.
You are not allowed to do that because a couple of bones in your face aren't optimal in 2019
Degeneracy
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ban this fakecel
My new years resolution is to have straight sex with Jesus Christ
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Escortcelling
Anal is disgusting.
Also JFL at thinking any woman who is on Tinder hasn't already lost their Ass virginity.
Also JFL at thinking any woman who is on Tinder hasn't already lost their Ass virginity.
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Tried it with an escort, it’s gross - really smells of shit and feels kinda too tight to enjoy.
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Sounds disgusting
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I have escortceled. Done the A level too. Some Uni roastie desperately after cash for drink. The arse is much tighter and not self lubing. You need lube and a solid stick mate. Once in, it's tight, like above said:
Which is exactly true as most foids do not was the arse with a duesh (spelling?). Also, they can shit on you, scream out and tell you to stop after only a few seconds, as happened to me. Not really worth the money. Didn't get my nuts off and then she was not willing to let do stock.
Which is exactly true as most foids do not was the arse with a duesh (spelling?). Also, they can shit on you, scream out and tell you to stop after only a few seconds, as happened to me. Not really worth the money. Didn't get my nuts off and then she was not willing to let do stock.
Why would you make it harder on yourself OP? Getting pussy is nearly impossible, anal even more so, I imagine.
My new years resolution is to finally have sex. :'(
IMO, anal is gay. You fuck to procreate. Also when it comes to sluts anything is game, in fact they might see you as a faggot for NOT trying to put it in their ass.
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tbh same but dont want aids so prolly go for big ass sex doll tbh ngl
Good luck, OP
Good luck OP you will seriously need it lol
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