LifeFuel I got more physical affection today then I have ever had in my life

[Sans]

About an hour ago, I received more physical affection than I ever have in my life.

I was topless because I was about to go swimming, and then I noticed a spider on me, and it was spinning a web on my arm. It was the cutest thing ever.

I didn’t go swimming because I didn’t want to harm the spider. But yeah, that’s the most physical affection I’ve EVER gotten. Guess I’m a chad now. See ya later inkwells!

 

[Guest2]

Webs me
Spins me
Arachnids me
Spiders me
Swims me

 

[Insomniac]

The spiderpill killed my uncle

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Spiderpill is still going strong as I can see. I think only me and 2 more have taken it, but its everywhere.

 

[Guest2]

The spiderpill killed my uncle

That really is a joke to Marvel at

 

[Insomniac]

That really is a joke to Marvel at

Ohh, right, that makes sense

 

[Deleted member 15752]

That really is a joke to Marvel at

Did you get that joke from the Web?

 

[78980n]

spiders = bros

 

[Dionysus]

I would have freaked out if spider went on me

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

Go brag somewhere else dudebro

 

[builderseed]

blatant bragging

 

[blond_elf_bard]

About an hour ago, I received more physical affection than I ever have in my life.

I was topless because I was about to go swimming, and then I noticed a spider on me, and it was spinning a web on my arm. It was the cutest thing ever.

I didn’t go swimming because I didn’t want to harm the spider. But yeah, that’s the most physical affection I’ve EVER gotten. Guess I’m a chad now. See ya later inkwells!

i'd get spooked and slap it off

 

[FrothySolutions]

What kinda parents do you have that they're being affectionmogged by a spider?

 

[Sans]

What kinda parents do you have that they're being affectionmogged by a spider?

My parents are alright. But I’ve never been touched (besides accidental collisions) affectionately at all by anyone outside my family.

 

[Emba]

Just brown recluse br0!

 

[Deleted member 19079]

wouldve went ER on the spider the moment i see it on my arm tbh

 

[Evildоer]

I love spiders

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

What if spider was male and you are just gay now

 

[Sans]

What if spider was male and you are just gay now

Not a big deal, one of my cats is a male, he’s still affectionate, doesn’t mean I’m gay

 

[TheMinimalist]

Did you get that joke from the Web?

Omd kill urself

 

[TheSecondComing]

I was wondering about swimming in December and then I saw the dead rabbit and date