Yesterday I went to the particle accelerator for my vacation (I love particles or something like that) the tour guide was showing us around when I became underestimated and I have chronic autism and low impulse control syndrome (I also suffer form fuilougb syndrome as well) I decided to stripped naked and started jerking my shit behind a trash can and the tour guide saw and became very distraught and started escorting everybody out
Eventually I told everyone I was a mulsim and due to it being cuckold (((Europe))) they gave me to a soiled 4/10 foid scientist to fuck, this stupid bitch only had B cups so I started demanding that they give me a foid with G cups or “inshalla I shall blow dis fag as up opon dah prophecy of ramdamn!!!”
Anyway the pope was visiting to meet up and to see how the portal to hell was going
He saw me and had a heart attack and died right there
Anyway I just kept saying I was a mulsim and they kept giving me free shit ( I ended up with billions of euros, citizenship to every European nation, 30 prime age blonde foids to fuck and twenty sports cars) however these Islamophobic fucking pigskin cracka snow rosches didn’t give me a free private jet!! INSHALLLYA MAY ALLLAH DESTROY THEM LIKE THE PROEHET MOOOOHAMMMMMAD THE GREAT (peace be opon him or however the lie is told)
Anyway I flew back to America and now I am wage slave without hope
Eventually I told everyone I was a mulsim and due to it being cuckold (((Europe))) they gave me to a soiled 4/10 foid scientist to fuck, this stupid bitch only had B cups so I started demanding that they give me a foid with G cups or “inshalla I shall blow dis fag as up opon dah prophecy of ramdamn!!!”
Anyway the pope was visiting to meet up and to see how the portal to hell was going
He saw me and had a heart attack and died right there
Anyway I just kept saying I was a mulsim and they kept giving me free shit ( I ended up with billions of euros, citizenship to every European nation, 30 prime age blonde foids to fuck and twenty sports cars) however these Islamophobic fucking pigskin cracka snow rosches didn’t give me a free private jet!! INSHALLLYA MAY ALLLAH DESTROY THEM LIKE THE PROEHET MOOOOHAMMMMMAD THE GREAT (peace be opon him or however the lie is told)
Anyway I flew back to America and now I am wage slave without hope
