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LifeFuel I got free cheese and sausagez

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I was looking through some IG storiez. I follow lotz of guitaristz like Al dimeola , guthrie govan, slash, etc
So i found an ad that said "Were looking for people that like to consume ham and cheese productz" I signed up and forgot since i was stoned af :smonk:
today they called me and asked me if i could come out of my house to receive some productz. It was a lot of sausages and mozarella cheeze. I asked if i had to pay because i didnt order anything and they told me that i just had to have a videocall and try them and give my opinion :feelsohh:

So they called me an hour after and i just had to cook a couple of the whole batch. Videocall lasted around 15 min and they asked me things like how i found the flavor, condimentz, visual appeal, aroma, etc.

Now I have my fridge full of sausagez and some mozarella cheeze. Gonna roll a blunt :smonk: , prepare some pizzas with all that :ahegao: and play cuck of the wild :feelsLSD:
 
Sausages are my favouriet food to be honest. Luckycel :feelsLSD:
 
I was looking through some IG storiez. I follow lotz of guitaristz like Al dimeola , guthrie govan, slash, etc
So i found an ad that said "Were looking for people that like to consume ham and cheese productz" I signed up and forgot since i was stoned af :smonk:
today they called me and asked me if i could come out of my house to receive some productz. It was a lot of sausages and mozarella cheeze. I asked if i had to pay because i didnt order anything and they told me that i just had to have a videocall and try them and give my opinion :feelsohh:

So they called me an hour after and i just had to cook a couple of the whole batch. Videocall lasted around 15 min and they asked me things like how i found the flavor, condimentz, visual appeal, aroma, etc.

Now I have my fridge full of sausagez and some mozarella cheeze. Gonna roll a blunt :smonk: , prepare some pizzas with all that :ahegao: and play cuck of the wild :feelsLSD:
congrats
 

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