RageFuel I got CUCKED by Amazon and FedEx

[Potbellypos]

I ordered a $700 sex doll on Sunday with Amazon Prime. It didn't get shipped until WEDNESDAY. Now the tracking says it was loaded onto the delivery truck at 7 AM this morning. I know FedEx delivers on Saturdays, but the tracking says it won't be delivered until "the next business day". Monday is a holiday, so it won't be here until TUESDAY! AMAZON PRIME 2 DAY SHIPPING MY ASS!!! 2 != 9 MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

 

[Newbie17]

It’s over.

 

[Grapefruit]

Complain to customer service and you can usually get a free month of Prime.

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

I want a sex doll so fucking bad, but I can't order one as long as I'm living with my parents. I can't afford a nice one currently, but in the future I'm going to buy a top quality one and treat her like a real girlfriend.

 

[Johannes]

i was thinking of buying that 2k sex doll they used to advertise on youtube and caused a stir a few months back. Is it worth it?

 

[Vex]

I hug my pillow and pretend its a girl, I cant bring myself to actually fuck my pillow as I know no woman would allow me such pleasure and even the thought of sticking my dick into a vagina brings my painful thoughts of rejection

 

[Potbellypos]

Complain to customer service and you can usually get a free month of Prime.

I'm not going to push my luck. I had a $300 item delivered last week and it got stolen off my porch. Amazon gave me a full refund and a free month of Prime. I just wish I got to spend the whole weekend FUCKING instead of staring angrily at the tracking webpage.

i was thinking of buying that 2k sex doll they used to advertise on youtube and caused a stir a few months back. Is it worth it?

This will be my first doll, so I don't know yet. I will keep everyone updated. I bought a pretty cheap one, so it might not even be comparable to a high quality doll. I have a collection of fleshlights and they were life changing. Easily 100x better than masturbating with my hand.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

They're probably using it all for themselves tbh.

 

[Jockcel]

Superkek

 

[Kointo1]

Shank the guy who drops the package off at your house

 

[Givingup20]

Are these things worth that kind of money? I want one but would need to hide it kek

 

[Total Imbecile]

Link to the doll

 

[Ritalincel]

They're probably using it all for themselves tbh.

 

[Narazz]

Past the bud bundy blow up ones, Didn't think they were under the 1k range yet.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Youre taking it too far buddy boy a fleshlight is ok but a sex doll?

 

[Potbellypos]

Link to the doll

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07CQKFD23/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Let us know how it goes and post pics pls.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Congratulations..after that one incel who prefers horse pussy over human pussy and that 17 yr old who got facemogged by his 93 yr old grandpa..we hit a new low.

All pour some liquor for our incelhomie who got cucked and cockblocked by a corporation.

 

[Total Imbecile]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07CQKFD23/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

 

[Dekim]

Close enough if you ask me.

 

[NijuGMD]

SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS? man, you're fucking LOADED

 

[Potbellypos]

SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS? man, you're fucking LOADED

I can't tell if that's sarcasm. It actually sucks because the decent quality dolls cost 2K+ and the high quality dolls cost 6K+. I had to accept a major compromise in quality to find a price tag that low.

 

[NijuGMD]

I can't tell if that's sarcasm. It actually sucks because the decent quality dolls cost 2K+ and the high quality dolls cost 6K+. I had to accept a major compromise in quality to find a price tag that low.

idk, maybe I'm just broke. 700$ seems like a crazy amount of cash to me

 

[whogivesafucc]

I hug my pillow and pretend its a girl, I cant bring myself to actually fuck my pillow as I know no woman would allow me such pleasure and even the thought of sticking my dick into a vagina brings my painful thoughts of rejection

I been fucking my pillow for like 2-3 years it's the best thing ever

 

[Potbellypos]

idk, maybe I'm just broke. 700$ seems like a crazy amount of cash to me

It's a two week paycheck at minimum wage. If it can replace a woman, I think it's a small price to pay.

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

What if it arrives and all the Chad fedex workers have creampied your innocent fuckdoll?

 

[NijuGMD]

It's a two week paycheck at minimum wage. If it can replace a woman, I think it's a small price to pay.

Poland is a shithole and 700$ is less than a month's minimum salary here.

 

[Potbellypos]

What if it arrives and all the Chad fedex workers have creampied your innocent fuckdoll?

I'd file an official complaint and get a refund. But it comes in discrete packaging and she's pretty well sealed inside the box as well.

Poland is a shithole and 700$ is less than a month's minimum salary here.

It's over for poorcels.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

It's over, they kidnapped it.