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I got caught looking at furry porn in church

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The pastor was preaching and I quickly got bored, so I went on Youtube and one of the thumbnails that reminded me of good ass, so I went on pornhub instead and looked at old people fucking eachother and moved on to furry porn. This one noisy ass foid who was in the pew behind me happened to look at what I was viewing and said "WHAT THE FUCK??!". I had my wireless earbuds in, so I didn't hear the commotion going on around me, I looked up and saw multiple faces of disgust and confusion. I was wondering what happened? But then it hit me, they were looking at what I was looking at. Afterward, I got up ran away, my mom kicked my ass as soon as we got home.
 
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are you Catholic or Evangelical?
 
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are you Catholic or Evangelical?
My church is Protestant, so Evangelical I guess.
 
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Ika-Sama said:
I openend a porn video in college class once. But I didn't know the phone wasn't muted. I'm sure the kids sitting beside heard. Ayleast it was not full volume.
 
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i would do it again im just afraid:feelsthink::feelsEhh::feelsEhh::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::ha..feels::ha..feels::whitepill::whitepill:
 
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Ika-Sama said:
Afterward, I got up ran away, my mom kicked my ass as soon as we got home.
 
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Ika-Sama said:
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The pastor was preaching and I quickly got bored, so I went on Youtube and one of the thumbnails that reminded me of good ass, so I went on pornhub instead and looked at old people fucking eachother and moved on to furry porn. This one noisy ass foid who was in the pew behind me happened to look at what I was viewing and said "WHAT THE FUCK??!". I had my wireless earbuds in, so I didn't hear the commotion going on around me, I looked up and saw multiple faces of disgust and confusion. I was wondering what happened? But then it hit me, they were looking at what I was looking at. Afterward, I got up ran away, my mom kicked my ass as soon as we got home.
 
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Ika-Sama said:
:feelsbadman:

The pastor was preaching and I quickly got bored, so I went on Youtube and one of the thumbnails that reminded me of good ass, so I went on pornhub instead and looked at old people fucking eachother and moved on to furry porn. This one noisy ass foid who was in the pew behind me happened to look at what I was viewing and said "WHAT THE FUCK??!". I had my wireless earbuds in, so I didn't hear the commotion going on around me, I looked up and saw multiple faces of disgust and confusion. I was wondering what happened? But then it hit me, they were looking at what I was looking at. Afterward, I got up ran away, my mom kicked my ass as soon as we got home.
 
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19 and your mom kicked your ass ? Truecel trait : cannot stand up for himself. :feelswhat:
 
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If you’ve never jacked off to furry porn you straight missing out, some of that shit really good ngl.
 
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Ika-Sama said:
My church is Protestant, so Evangelical I guess.
lol furry porn is definitely a better use of your time than a protestant sermon :ahegao:
 
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lol furry porn is definitely a better use of your time than a protestant sermon :ahegao:
You can yiff in hell.
 
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proudweeb said:
lol furry porn is definitely a better use of your time than a protestant sermon :ahegao:
Agreed
 

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