I got caught looking at furry porn in church

[Ika-Sama]

The pastor was preaching and I quickly got bored, so I went on Youtube and one of the thumbnails that reminded me of good ass, so I went on pornhub instead and looked at old people fucking eachother and moved on to furry porn. This one noisy ass foid who was in the pew behind me happened to look at what I was viewing and said "WHAT THE FUCK??!". I had my wireless earbuds in, so I didn't hear the commotion going on around me, I looked up and saw multiple faces of disgust and confusion. I was wondering what happened? But then it hit me, they were looking at what I was looking at. Afterward, I got up ran away, my mom kicked my ass as soon as we got home.

 

[OwlGod]

are you Catholic or Evangelical?

 

[Ika-Sama]

are you Catholic or Evangelical?

My church is Protestant, so Evangelical I guess.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

jfl

 

[rope2cope]

jfl

kekfuel​

 

[PoundCake]

Larp
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[Ika-Sama]

Larp
A
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P

 

[Deleted member 36807]

 

[Ika-Sama]

i would do it again im just afraid

 

[cvury]

relatable

 

[Caesercel]

How old r u?

 

[Ika-Sama]

How old r u?

19

 

[Caesercel]

19

I openend a porn video in college class once. But I didn't know the phone wasn't muted. I'm sure the kids sitting beside heard. Ayleast it was not full volume.

 

[Deleted member 36807]

i would do it again im just afraid

 

[based_meme]

Afterward, I got up ran away, my mom kicked my ass as soon as we got home.

Spoiler

 

[Animecel2D]

The pastor was preaching and I quickly got bored, so I went on Youtube and one of the thumbnails that reminded me of good ass, so I went on pornhub instead and looked at old people fucking eachother and moved on to furry porn. This one noisy ass foid who was in the pew behind me happened to look at what I was viewing and said "WHAT THE FUCK??!". I had my wireless earbuds in, so I didn't hear the commotion going on around me, I looked up and saw multiple faces of disgust and confusion. I was wondering what happened? But then it hit me, they were looking at what I was looking at. Afterward, I got up ran away, my mom kicked my ass as soon as we got home.

 

[Dregster]

The pastor was preaching and I quickly got bored, so I went on Youtube and one of the thumbnails that reminded me of good ass, so I went on pornhub instead and looked at old people fucking eachother and moved on to furry porn. This one noisy ass foid who was in the pew behind me happened to look at what I was viewing and said "WHAT THE FUCK??!". I had my wireless earbuds in, so I didn't hear the commotion going on around me, I looked up and saw multiple faces of disgust and confusion. I was wondering what happened? But then it hit me, they were looking at what I was looking at. Afterward, I got up ran away, my mom kicked my ass as soon as we got home.

 

[Deleted member 37146]

19 and your mom kicked your ass ? Truecel trait : cannot stand up for himself.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

jfl

 

[Dubious_Company]

Big if true

 

[Deleted member 36565]

Lmfaoooo

 

[OwlGod]

bigger than big if true

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Ika-Sama]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[cvury]

If you’ve never jacked off to furry porn you straight missing out, some of that shit really good ngl.

 

[Ika-Sama]

If you’ve never jacked off to furry porn you straight missing out, some of that shit really good ngl.

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Ika-Sama]

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[Deleted member 6657]

That's hilarious bro

 

[broudweeb]

My church is Protestant, so Evangelical I guess.

lol furry porn is definitely a better use of your time than a protestant sermon

 

[Ritalincel]

lol furry porn is definitely a better use of your time than a protestant sermon

You can yiff in hell.

 

[Ika-Sama]

lol furry porn is definitely a better use of your time than a protestant sermon

Agreed

 

[Ika-Sama]

 

[flipcel]

I wanna impregnate gardevoir's cunny so bad

 

[Deleted member 44415]

This one noisy ass foid who was in the pew behind me happened to look

JFL AT CHRISTCUCK BOOMERS, LET A MAN COPE IN PEACE!!! YOU SHOULD BURN DOWN THAT CHURCH, NOW!!! (in mineceaft )

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

My church is Protestant, so Evangelical I guess.

brootal evangelionpill

 

[übertard]

You should have whipped your cock out fo tha lawd jeyasus up in tha heavins

 

[Ika-Sama]

You should have whipped your cock out fo tha lawd jeyasus up in tha heavins

halleleujah!!!

 

[TheValeYard]

nice

 

[MarquisDeSade]

 

[Emba]

Been there done that

Except b&d

 

[ForevrAlone]

What were you looking at? send it or larp

 

[nystagmuscel]

Based

 

[Dreamer-cel]

thank you for sharing this story, it brought a smile to my face