I got beat up by a mayo foid the other day when I was out

[Clavicus Vile]

It was this mayo foid with long dark hair, jewelry, high class clothes, and a purse. She was taking pictures of squirrels and smiling, I was walking by and I looked at her, BIG MISTAKE.

I was so dumb, I made eye contact, then looked at the squirrel and then back at her. If I were chad I would’ve made a funny comment about the squirrel then opened a conversation from there. But I would’ve been arrested if I tried that looking like how I look.

Anyways she still had the smile but she just was looking back at me in reaction to my eye contact. I could tell she was creeped out by my face though. I felt so defeated. But I can’t help but look at them because I want to touch them.

 

[Paladin]

I'm confused the title doesn't match what happened here

 

[Geno]

Then she beat you up

 

[deleted fren]

"beat myself up over" would be a better title

 

[autistspy1]

"beat myself up over" would be a better title

 

[deleted fren]

Never feel remorse over creeping women out. It's what they deserve. If you were chad they'd love you

 

[☹]

clickbait title

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

You fucking clickbaiter ok? Bloody mothercucker bloody

 

[Leon98]

"beat myself up over" would be a better title

 

[yeetbender_]

"beat myself up over" would be a better title

 

[Poopless One]

She wanted to fuck the squirrels

 

[God's Lonely Man]

She wanted to fuck the squirrels

 

[BlueCore]

Never feel remorse over creeping women out. It's what they deserve. If you were chad they'd love you

 

[Izayacel]

Squirrel > AvERage Man

 

[The Chronicle]

If she actually beat you that sounds so hot. I need a woman like her.

 

[Esoteric7]

Benchod click baitor