I got a girl’s number!!!

[mathgod]

EDIT: TO THE IDIOTS IN THE BACK, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE!!! SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER BECAUSE I WAS A TERRIFYING CREEP AND SAID SO WHEN I TEXTED HER. MAYBE I CAN CREEPMAX!

Call me a fakecel and say I’m bragging and ban me, but I got a girl’s number!

A month ago, after literal hundreds of failed approaches, my spergy ass managed to convince a girl to give me her number (!!!) I thought the pickup artist / “just be confident, bro” / cold approach bullshit was working!

By the way, I’m a fucking subhuman autist with social anxiety so approaching females took me years of my life before I could do it.

Then I texted her, and she said she ONLY gave me her number because she was “put on the spot and afraid and uncomfortable” (ALL I did was compliment her jacket, ask what her major was in college, chat about it a little as much as my spergy brain can manage, and then say “hey you’re pretty cool, let’s link up, maybe we can chat more over coffee sometime”), and she’s “extremely uncomfortable” that I have her number, and furthermore blamed me for being “borderline creepy” for “tricking” her into giving me her number. Charming!

Well at least one girl has given me her number in my life!

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Idk how far we should warn you tbh

 

[lowz1r]

bye

 

[DarkSneezer]

 

[Paladin]

Idk how far we should warn you tbh

bye

Not really a brag if you actually read it.

 

[AdolfRizzler]

fakecel, if you really were a subhuman you would have no chance, this means than ur the only one who sees in your face flaws but your actually some normie

now if ur not an incel, straight ban, i don t want u here
if ur an incel but u try, it s not a problem for me, welcome!

 

[Deleted member 8078]

Idk how far we should warn you tbh

 

[姦jiān]

Truecel trait, don’t listen to the other fags, they’re too retarded to put themselves out there and actually try

At least you tried and you know you’re a truecel.

 

[SilverBullet]

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Greycel​

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[The Wolf]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_wyq9z0Wnw

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Not really a brag if you actually read it.

Tbh yes

 

[The Wolf]

LIAR LIAR

You just want to make us angry.

 

[SCAT PACK]

Shut the fuck up

 

[oofy reborn]

Call me a fakecel and say I’m bragging and ban me, but I got a girl’s number!

A month ago, after literal hundreds of failed approaches, my spergy ass managed to convince a girl to give me her number (!!!) I thought the pickup artist / “just be confident, bro” / cold approach bullshit was working!

By the way, I’m a fucking subhuman autist with social anxiety so approaching females took me years of my life before I could do it.

Then I texted her, and she said she ONLY gave me her number because she was “put on the spot and afraid and uncomfortable” (ALL I did was compliment her jacket, ask what her major was in college, chat about it a little as much as my spergy brain can manage, and then say “hey you’re pretty cool, let’s link up, maybe we can chat more over coffee sometime”), and she’s “extremely uncomfortable” that I have her number, and furthermore blamed me for being “borderline creepy” for “tricking” her into giving me her number. Charming!

Well at least one girl has given me her number in my life!

Mogs me even still

 

[oofy reborn]

Call me a fakecel and say I’m bragging and ban me, but I got a girl’s number!

A month ago, after literal hundreds of failed approaches, my spergy ass managed to convince a girl to give me her number (!!!) I thought the pickup artist / “just be confident, bro” / cold approach bullshit was working!

By the way, I’m a fucking subhuman autist with social anxiety so approaching females took me years of my life before I could do it.

Then I texted her, and she said she ONLY gave me her number because she was “put on the spot and afraid and uncomfortable” (ALL I did was compliment her jacket, ask what her major was in college, chat about it a little as much as my spergy brain can manage, and then say “hey you’re pretty cool, let’s link up, maybe we can chat more over coffee sometime”), and she’s “extremely uncomfortable” that I have her number, and furthermore blamed me for being “borderline creepy” for “tricking” her into giving me her number. Charming!

Well at least one girl has given me her number in my life!

Maybe you can betabuxx someday

 

[Smiggles]

This isn't the flex you want it to be tbf.

 

[NonNTFailure]

I’ve seen this movie before.. it’s called “Betabuxx Begins”.

 

[PersonalityChad]

chads.is

 

[mathgod]

bye

Did you actually read the thing?

 

[mathgod]

chads.is

Read it

 

[naizuri]

Not really a brag if you actually read it.

almost didn't it's over for blud. he might make it as a rapist though if he has the confidence so still a fakecel

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[theanty]

if you actually read it

no

 

[mathgod]

Shut the fuck up

Read it dumbass. She only gave me her number because she thought I was a monster and was afraid…even WORSE than a rejection tbh

 

[The Chronicle]

Mods give him a warning atleast.

Girls never would give me their number.

 

[unhingedsamsung]

Shut the fuck up

 

[Shark]

View attachment 1554685

 

[mathgod]

Mods give him a warning atleast.

Read it dumbass

 

[PotatoTomato]

 

[mathgod]

fakecel, if you really were a subhuman you would have no chance, this means than ur the only one who sees in your face flaws but your actually some normie

now if ur not an incel, straight ban, i don t want u here
if ur an incel but u try, it s not a problem for me, welcome!

Did you actually read it?

 

[Sperg Abomination]

Then I texted her, and she said she ONLY gave me her number because she was “put on the spot and afraid and uncomfortable”

i wonder if you were a chad how much different your situation would be now

 

[mathgod]

LIAR LIAR

You just want to make us angry.

Read the fucking thing, it’s a joke

 

[SCAT PACK]

Read it dumbass. She only gave me her number because she thought I was a monster and was afraid…even WORSE than a rejection tbh

DNr

 

[Sperg Abomination]

Read the fucking thing, it’s a joke

most people just stopped at your thread title

 

[theanty]

Idk how far we should warn you tbh

 

[mathgod]

Mods give him a warning atleast.

Girls never would give me their number.

Scare them enough and they will…it’s called creepmaxxing / serialkillermaxxing. Like I was doing according to this femoid

 

[Krobus]

Fuck off man

 

[mathgod]

Fuck off man

Can you read?

 

[Krobus]

Can you read?

Yeah I read it, and this site isn't for you

 

[kruffy]

i wonder if you were a chad how much different your situation would be now

Insane how different their world is.

 

[Krobus]

Okay, you wasted my time with this clickbait

 

[mathgod]

Okay, you wasted my time with this clickbait

So you can read now? Are you familiar with what a “joke” is?

 

[theanty]

M

 

[mathgod]

Yeah I read it, and this site isn't for you

You obviously didn’t. It was a joke

 

[Cuckoja]

Idk how far we should warn you tbh

If khhv leave him be tbh, if not fakecel for sure.

 

[H8mychudlife]

Fakecel scum, the audacity of your types coming here to flex on us; the absolute low of low, bottom of the barrel based on societal hierarchy.

I wish you burn in hell you machiavellian Bastard

 

[mathgod]

Did this actually happen op?

Yes: she gave me her number, and when I texted her, she said I was a total creep and only gave me her number because she was scared for her safety

 

[mathgod]

Fakecel scum, the audacity of your types coming here to flex on us; the absolute low of low, bottom of the barrel based on societal hierarchy.

I wish you burn in hell you machiavellian Bastard

Learn to read.

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Fakecel scum, the audacity of your types coming here to flex on us; the absolute low of low, bottom of the barrel based on societal hierarchy.

I wish you burn in hell you machiavellian Bastard

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

good luck with the girl