JFL I got a boner when a woman slept next to me.

[SyrianSchizoSage]

I was on the bus and a woman slept next to me and our shoulders were rubbing.
When she slept next to me I got a semi boner.
I kinda wanted to lean on her shoulders sleep/hug her.
Ykwim frens?
Warm huggies with a foid would be lifefuel fr.

 

[Caichan]

Wow ok

 

[Last2025cel]

You should've touched her face and hair.

 

[Needle]

a woman slept next to me and our shoulders were rubbing.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

ok

 

[yeetbender_]

God that sounds hot.

 

[yeetbender_]

 

[FuckYou]

I would too.

 

[yeetbender_]

I'd have sniffed her hair in your position. If I was confident she was asleep and nobody was watching I'd even consider light touching of other kinds (but only in minecraft obviously).

 

[rapetorturekill]

What if she woke up and screamed; “HE JUST TOUCHED ME!!!”
Big trouble. Potential white knights coming to attack after getting falsely accused.

 

[Animecel2D]

Fakecel

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

You should've touched her face and hair.

Bus was too full for that.

ok

Imagine if you called yourself Adolf Clitler.

Wow ok

Ok Wow

She didn't blow me instantly so I am afraid I am a sub 5 truecel

I'd have sniffed her hair in your position. If I was confident she was asleep and nobody was watching I'd even consider light touching of other kinds (but only in minecraft obviously).

Too many people unfortunately.

What if she woke up and screamed; “HE JUST TOUCHED ME!!!”
Big trouble. Potential white knights coming to attack after getting falsely accused.

Exactly

Fakecel

How?

 

[Animecel2D]

No woman would ever even sit next to me, let alone feel comfortable enough to fall asleep

 

[Itsoverm8]

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

 

[yeetbender_]

What if she woke up and screamed; “HE JUST TOUCHED ME!!!”
Big trouble. Potential white knights coming to attack after getting falsely accused.

To be fair, a foid could do that at anytime, with or without evidence, so it's not that much of a difference either way.

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

No woman would ever even sit next to me, let alone feel comfortable enough to fall asleep

there was one chair left next to me everywhere was full I was the desperate chair jfl

 

[zd60]

No woman would ever even sit next to me, let alone feel comfortable enough to fall asleep

 

[Xul]

No foid would ever even sit next to me, let alone feel comfortable enough to fall asleep

 

[Last2025cel]

What if she woke up and screamed; “HE JUST TOUCHED ME!!!”
Big trouble. Potential white knights coming to attack after getting falsely accused.

Then give the white knights the Rittenhouse treatment

 

[JewProducER]

Fakecel

 

[undesiredsamsung]

I was on the bus and a woman slept next to me and our shoulders were rubbing.
When she slept next to me I got a semi boner.
I kinda wanted to lean on her shoulders sleep/hug her.
Ykwim frens?
Warm huggies with a foid would be lifefuel fr.

Mogs me for having foid sit next tou to the point your shoulders touch

 

[undesiredsamsung]

I don’t think I’d have a “semi” id be very bricked up if this were to happen to me

I am an absolute horn dog

 

[Incedel]

Brootal shoulder touch mog

 

[Incedel]

No woman would ever even sit next to me, let alone feel comfortable enough to fall asleep

Yup, if a woman is comfortable enough to sit next to you and relaxed enough to sleep then ascension is possible, you are already 2/3rds of the way there. I have never had a girl sit next team much less let their guard down.

 

[rapetorturekill]

To be fair, a foid could do that at anytime, with or without evidence, so it's not that much of a difference either way.

Yes but on a bus it’s even worse because you can’t escape right away

 

[rapetorturekill]

Then give the white knights the Rittenhouse treatment

Based

 

[Shitskin=Shitlife]

Getting random boners from foids barely touching you is peak incel sexual frustration and one of the most embarrassing consequences of this predicament.

 

[sensitive young man]

Yup, if a woman is comfortable enough to sit next to you and relaxed enough to sleep then ascension is possible, you are already 2/3rds of the way there. I have never had a girl sit next team much less let their guard down.

Or she thinks you're some harmless cuck.

 

[SyrianSchizoSage]

Getting random boners from foids barely touching you is peak incel sexual frustration and one of the most embarrassing consequences of this predicament.

tru

Or she thinks you're some harmless cuck.

exactly even the beard doesn't help

 

[Itsoverm8]

she thinks you're some harmless cuck.

 

[Sans]

I was on the bus and a woman slept next to me and our shoulders were rubbing.
When she slept next to me I got a semi boner.
I kinda wanted to lean on her shoulders sleep/hug her.
Ykwim frens?
Warm huggies with a foid would be lifefuel fr.

People are calling you a fakecel because a foid fell asleep next to you on the bus (probably because there were no other available seats) but somehow, that sounds like an even worse situation to be in than just being alone. Having her next to know and knowing you can’t do anything. Can’t rest against her or put your arm around her or whatever. Sounds like the fate of Tantalus.

 

[Manlet]

I will never have this

 

[yeetbender_]

People are calling you a fakecel because a foid fell asleep next to you on the bus (probably because there were no other available seats) but somehow, that sounds like an even worse situation to be in than just being alone. Having her next to know and knowing you can’t do anything. Can’t rest against her or put your arm around her or whatever. Sounds like the fate of Tantalus.

And we're supposed to empathize with foids nonetheless? Ridiculous.

 

[santamonica patriot]

Fakecel + should have groped

 

[Nithingr]

I was on the bus and a woman slept next to me and our shoulders were rubbing.
When she slept next to me I got a semi boner.
I kinda wanted to lean on her shoulders sleep/hug her.
Ykwim frens?
Warm huggies with a foid would be lifefuel fr.

When I read thread title I immediately thought of my experience.
I was taking a fold-up table on the bus. I leant it against the wall so it was flat against it and sat near it, holding it against the wall with my hand. A foid got onto the packed bus and was forced to stand in front of the folded-up table against the wall. She held onto the handle on the roof, and her ass kept smacking into the table when the bus turned. I could feel the vibrations through my hand and was diamonds.

 

[Nithingr]

Seriously though, fakecel if this happened. No women would voluntarily touch an uggo, let alone SLEEP on them ( RISK OF RAPE AT CRITICAL LEVELS )

 

[RealSchizo]

Fakecel