LDAR I FUCKING HATE wet dreams.

[Swagpilled]

I finally fixed my sleep schedule yesterday, going to bed at 10pm. then I wake up at like 2 pm because I CUMMED my fucking pants. not even a good dream, it was some weird vaguely horny schizo dream. Anyway, I wake up with my pants CREAMED have to take them off and somehow clean myself. in the process of getting up, I smash over a glass with coke next to my bed and it spills everywhere. and because I have no fucking bed frame it instantly seeps into the fucking mattress and is gonna start growing mold. so right after a good day it instantly turns shit, what did I do to deserve this. fuck everything, fuck my dick, this is what I get for not masturbating like some coomer I just jizz my pants while sleeping

 

[NihilisticSoul]

Meanwhile I've never even had one.

 

[kek1]

If you think that's bad wait till you massively cream your pants in the middle of the day in public

 

[proudweeb]

As an oldcel with the testosterone of a 100 year old, I do not share this issue

 

[Swagpilled]

As an oldcel with the testosterone of a 100 year old, I do not share this issue

I'm not even high test. I'm on the lower end of the average. 500ng/dl

 

[kek1]

I wouldn't go back to fapping just because of this though maybe try having more underwear ready

 

[Incelrito]

wet dreams are basically your penis pointing to the christ while youre sleeping

 

[Asgard]

wet dreams are basically your penis pointing to the christ while youre sleeping

Yep, actually.

 

[PersonalityChimp]

Meanwhile I've never even had one.

Lmao same.

 

[Swagpilled]

Meanwhile I've never even had one.

Lmao same.

I've found that you get them when you don't masturbate while awake

 

[PersonalityChimp]

I've found that you get them when you don't masturbate while awake

Didn't get them when i went on nofap for 3 months either. Guess it's just because i have a low sex drive.

 

[Swagpilled]

Didn't get them when i went on nofap for 3 months either. Guess it's just because i have a low sex drive.

I'm a low t autist I have like 0 sex drive

 

[Sans]

I've never had one. Maybe it's for the better.

 

[Immolator]

Meanwhile I've never even had one.

 

[d-fensbill]

When I was thirteen I had a wet dream in the middle of class and fucking jizzed in my underwear