Serious I fucking hate dogs but they might get me pussy. What breed of dog would be the best wingman?

[bluecollarCEL]

I hate the concept of owning a dog. Having to play with them, take them out for walks, take them out for shits. Seems like a big pain in the ass.

However I noticed guys with dogs at my local park and they always have qt's approaching them and end up getting these girls numbers and probably fuck them.

So what kind of dog would get the most female interest. I am thinking Golden Retriever.

Is their some service where I can just rent a dog for a day?

If I actually own a dog I am afraid the girls might want my phone number so they can fuck the dog instead of me.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Shiba, but they are hard to raise. So get a stacy golden retriever (like attracts like, hopefuly).

 

[XanaxFanax]

If I actually own a dog I am afraid the girls might want my phone number so they can fuck the dog instead of me.

Mogged by a dog. Its fucking over lol.

 

[builderseed]

If I actually own a dog I am afraid the girls might want my phone number so they can fuck the dog instead of me.

I bet you 100 shekels this is what will happen.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

You don't need to rent. Just find people through ads to pay you to take a walk with their dog or go to the local animal shelter.

Won't work anyway for truecels tbh. I know what I am talking about and I am not even that hideous, just slightly beta and lanky.

And just for the record. Yes, men dig my dog.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I have a golden retriever. Anytime I've taken her places people come up to say hi to her and usually say hi to me and ask her name.

Give it a shot I guess

 

[XanaxFanax]

I bet you 100 shekels this is what will happen.

Honestly if that happened to me id just LDAR the rest of my life.

 

[builderseed]

Honestly if that happened to me id just LDAR the rest of my life.

If that were to happen to me, I'd have to kill the dog. I'd have no other choice.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

In my experience, foids seem to be drawn to corgis and pugs. The sort of small dog that amuses the eternal child.

 

[Vodaccenu]

I thought this was a thread about selecting the best dog breed to fuck. I'm low-IQ

 

[janoycresva]

I am afraid the girls might want my phone number so they can fuck the dog instead of me.

Everybody knows that white girls have intercourse with dogs

 

[Erothos]

I hate the concept of owning a dog. Having to play with them, take them out for walks, take them out for shits. Seems like a big pain in the ass.

However I noticed guys with dogs at my local park and they always have qt's approaching them and end up getting these girls numbers and probably fuck them.

So what kind of dog would get the most female interest. I am thinking Golden Retriever.

Is their some service where I can just rent a dog for a day?

If I actually own a dog I am afraid the girls might want my phone number so they can fuck the dog instead of me.

Dogs are based, kappa.
Get a German Shepard, they're not nog tier like pitbulls and Rottweilers but they're not gay either.

Truly the aryan man's best friend.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

In my experience, foids seem to be drawn to corgis and pugs. The sort of small dog that amuses the eternal child.

Pugs are so genetically inferior to the other canines in the kingdom it is sad. They look like canine incels, essentially dogcels. Ironic it would attract foids.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I thought this was a thread about selecting the best dog breed to fuck. I'm low-IQ

Missed that wingman part, huh?

 

[janoycresva]

Siberian Husky

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Dogs are based, kappa.
Get a German Shepard, they're not nog tier like pitbulls and Rottweilers but they're not gay either.

Truly the aryan man's best friend.

German Shepherds are not beginner dogs and extremely inbred.

 

[Erothos]

German Shepherds are not beginner dogs and extremely inbred.

>not beginner dogs
Lmao dogs live for like 12 years and you grow attached to the mutts
They're not like fish, you gotta warm up to them
>are extremely inbred
1.so are we lmao
2.all dogs are
3.police use them so they're not that bad

 

[Vodaccenu]

Missed that wingman part, huh?

Yup, the dog gimmick is too much work tbh. You have to feed a dog, take it to the vet, train it, clean it's shit, walk it, etc. Just for the chance of a foid saying "Hi cute dog" petting it then walking away.

When I first read the title, I thought it said, "I fucking hate dogs but they might give me pussy"

Foids do it, why can't we.

 

[MaxZM98]

ur going to get a dog just to attract femoids? hahaha

 

[Zyros]

Bluepilled shit. LOOKS is the only thing that matters.

Also if you hate dogs dont get one. Youll end treating it like shit and dogs dont deserve scumbag owners.

 

[Incel801]

="Zyros, post: 1261677, member: 308"

Also if you hate dogs dont get one. Youll end treating it like shit and dogs dont deserve scumbag owners.

 

[Mixedcel]

Rottweiler. It's big, it's bold, and it's fucking German. Pussy GUARANTEED!

 

[Blancmange]

Middle-aged trailer-park foids seem to really dig pitbulls

 

[Frottbott]

Pitbulls are the worst breed in the universe and should not be bred anymore. Their shits are huge, they are way too strong for their size, and they will accidentally fuck up ALL of your shit and eat your remote and you will have to pay huge bills to remove plastic/rubber from their intestines regularly.

Golden retriever is LITERALLY the worst choice you could do, because they are so generic and laid back. You want a dog that actively goes up to the foid w/ retarded tail wagging. They are also extremely needy and need to be pet/taken outside very often.

Yorkshire terrier is your best bet. They will approach the foid for you and the foid will love it. A golden retriever will never approach a stranger. Pugs are great too.

Also, women prefer male dogs. Women secretly love men but they do not want to be socially judged for it so they act mean to human men, because you know, dogs' feelings matter more.

 

[Grotesque]

Reminder that whatever female you may successfully court would rather fuck your dog instead of you.

 

[th62eathhts2]

Pitbulls are the worst breed in the universe and should not be bred anymore. Their shits are huge, they are way too strong for their size, and they will accidentally fuck up ALL of your shit and eat your remote and you will have to pay huge bills to remove plastic/rubber from their intestines regularly.

Golden retriever is LITERALLY the worst choice you could do, because they are so generic and laid back. You want a dog that actively goes up to the foid w/ retarded tail wagging. They are also extremely needy and need to be pet/taken outside very often.

Yorkshire terrier is your best bet. They will approach the foid for you and the foid will love it. A golden retriever will never approach a stranger. Pugs are great too.

Also, women prefer male dogs. Women secretly love men but they do not want to be socially judged for it so they act mean to human men, because you know, dogs' feelings matter more.

holy shit you know nothing about dogs. golden retrievers are obessively friendly. first thing you have to do is teach them not to mob strangers with happiness. all dogs need attention and to be taken outside (maybe not lazy hounds).
yorkshire terrier is a dog appropriate for a 70 year old grandmother. if a chick sees you with that tiny dog they are going to assume your gay.

get a retriever, shepard or sled dog.

 

[bkdreamkb]

Big dogs require you to take them outside at least 2 times a day
I would recommend a small dog. Tbh I wouldn't care about the race, it could even be a stray dog. Dogs are awesome.