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Serious I Fucked My Oneitis

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Last night.

So I was hanging out with my oneitis, drinking and stuff, cause I missed her 18th bday last week.

She streams some funny youtube videos on her TV, we laugh and she vents about stuff. You know typical friend stuff.

Video ends, in the silence we stare at the TV for a couple of seconds, before looking at each other.

We chuckle, I notice her face turns red as her wide open eyes stare at me, restraining her pretty smile. I see her hard nipples sticking out her perky tits in her thin dark purple shirt.

THIS IS IT BOYS

I lean in for a kiss... She puts her hand on my chest.

“Oh anon, I don’t do this for free ;)

Me: “You usually do this?”

“No I’ve never kissed, I am a virgin..”

I was surprised given her thick, wavy hair, and petite, slim curvy figure and perky tits, she must be atleast a 9/10.

I put my hand in my pocket, three quarters, two dimes, a nickel. I slide it in top of the drawer next to her bed. (REMEMBER I PAID FOR IT IT DOESN’T COUNT IM STILL INCEL:soy::soy:)

Her: “Fair enough ;)

She sits up while looking forwards from me, her skirt falls to the ground, as she lifts both her legs one after the other her panties slide deeper between her round rosy pale cheeks, which jump and tighten while she slides the skirt under the bed.

She crosses her arms to lift her shirt off, and drops it slowly next to her.

She begins to slowly dance, move her hips from side to side, I grab her and bend her down into the bed, with one swift kick I spread her,

I Pull down her panties, my muscular legs start smashing and wetting her frail ones.

She alternates between gasping, screaming, while her mouth is wide open as I pull her hair back.

VERY HARD AND FAST.

I cum, she cums, she cums SO HARD her PERKY FERTILE TITS SQUIRTED MILK all over, I turn her around for ROUND two, our wet and semi-exhausted bodies rub HOTLY against the other, I pump and pump, she grasps and scratches my wide back as her legs flail into the air, she screams and CUMS once again MILK comes out from her tits like a FIRETRUCK WATER HOSE :lul::lul::lul:.

I get up, zip up, “Consider this your tip ;)” I say as I flipped a quarter into her bed as I walked out. (ITS PAID SEX!!!!)

Another day in the life of an escortcel.

It’s satire about how ridiculous escortcels are allowed to brag for “paid sex”
 
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brootal, it never began for escortcels
 
Last night.

So I was hanging out with my oneitis, drinking and stuff, cause I missed her 18th bday last week.

She streams some funny youtube videos on her TV, we laugh and she vents about stuff. You know typical friend stuff.

Video ends, in the silence we stare at the TV for a couple of seconds, before looking at each other.

We chuckle, I notice her face turns red as her wide open eyes stare at me, restraining her pretty smile. I see her hard nipples sticking out her perky tits in her thin dark purple shirt.

THIS IS IT BOYS

I lean in for a kiss... She puts her hand on my chest.

“Oh anon, I don’t do this for free ;)

Me: “You usually do this?”

“No I’ve never kissed, I am a virgin..”

I was surprised given her thick, wavy hair, and petite, slim curvy figure and perky tits, she must be atleast a 9/10.

I put my hand in my pocket, three quarters, two dimes, a nickel. I slide it in top of the drawer next to her bed. (REMEMBER I PAID FOR IT IT DOESN’T COUNT IM STILL INCEL:soy::soy:)

Her: “Fair enough ;)

She sits up while looking forwards from me, her skirt falls to the ground, as she lifts both her legs one after the other her panties slide deeper between her round rosy pale cheeks, which jump and tighten while she slides the skirt under the bed.

She crosses her arms to lift her shirt off, and drops it slowly next to her.

She begins to slowly dance, move her hips from side to side, I grab her and bend her down into the bed, with one swift kick I spread her,

I Pull down her panties, my muscular legs start smashing and wetting her frail ones.

She alternates between gasping, screaming, while her mouth is wide open as I pull her hair back.

VERY HARD AND FAST.

I cum, she cums, she cums SO HARD her PERKY FERTILE TITS SQUIRTED MILK all over, I turn her around for ROUND two, our wet and semi-exhausted bodies rub HOTLY against the other, I pump and pump, she grasps and scratches my wide back as her legs flail into the air, she screams and CUMS once again MILK comes out from her tits like a FIRETRUCK WATER HOSE :lul::lul::lul:.

I get up, zip up, “Consider this your tip ;)” I say as I flipped a quarter into her bed as I walked out. (ITS PAID SEX!!!!)

Another day in the life of an escortcel.

It’s satire about how ridiculous escortcels are allowed to brag for “paid sex”
You jerked off to this didn't you
 
Same happened to me, I had paid sex I paid with my time
 
Difference between paid and unpaid sex, not sure why this is confusing.
 
Escortcels = cuckold
 
Same happened to me, I had paid sex I paid with my time

CHAD doesn’t have to pay for sex, CHAD has instant transdimensional sex that costs NOTHING and doesn’t alter the fabric of space and time. He still lasts more than 10 mins tho.
 
Sounds like some sort of sexual fantasy.
 
Yeah, escortcels shouldn't be allowed to mention their whoring exploits here.
 
incel trait: your oneitis is an escort you paid
 
my neck swell out of anger but then i read the spoiler and calmed down
 
CHAD doesn’t have to pay for sex, CHAD has instant transdimensional sex that costs NOTHING and doesn’t alter the fabric of space and time. He still lasts more than 10 mins tho.
Chad pays with his time basically paid sex, should be posting here
 
Didn’t finish reading it. He definitely typed this out one handed while masturbating furiously with the other hand.
 
hearing escortcels stories does induce ragefuel
 
This is exactly the point I was trying to make in the other thread. Blatantly bragging but then adding but I paid for it should be against the rules.
 
yeah, man. i can't get unpaid sex either. my last threesome i had to pay for ubers for both of the foids to get to my place. it's over for sub9.9cels like me.
 
Just ban the brags but not the account of the escort experience per se. It's noticeable when people use a story as a means to brag, @Zyros did that a lot.

Also, why don't you see an escort?
 
“Oh anon, I don’t do this for free ;)

I put my hand in my pocket, three quarters, two dimes, a nickel. I slide it in top of the drawer next to her bed. (REMEMBER I PAID FOR IT IT DOESN’T COUNT IM STILL INCEL:soy::soy:)

Her: “Fair enough ;)
Where can I find a one dollar hooker :feelswhat:



She alternates between gasping, screaming, while her mouth is wide open
Bonerfuel :feelsohh:


“Consider this your tip ;)” I say as I flipped a quarter into her bed as I walked out. (ITS PAID SEX!!!!)

Another day in the life of an escortcel.
Source 2
 
tfw when you pay for 10/10 terastacies for chump change and end up making them quiver, lock eyes, and moan like banshee every single session.

still truecel as fuck though

The trucel life.
 
hearing escortcels stories does induce ragefuel

Or you could just join us, pay for it and get some sexual experience. You can't just live as a permavirgin forever.
 
He definitely typed this out one handed while masturbating furiously with the other hand.

tbh I do daydream scenarios like these to fap, I stopped watching porn cause it’s better this way
 

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