Serious I fucked a prostitute for the first time in my life! Am I still a virgin?

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After 5 brutal rejections, I finally succeded and fucked a prostitute. She was a 34 year old blonde blue eyed polish whore with huge tits. She gave me a blowjob without a condom, which was the best part of the experience and then I fucked her with a condom on but I didn‘t coom. The price was 90€ for 30 min. Overall I‘m disapointed with the expierience. I still feel like a virgin and more depressed then before.
 
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No, but you're still an incel.
 
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Lv99_BixNood said:
No, but you're still an incel.
I know, sad shit:feelsrope:
 
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sckicksal345 said:
So what? She still hated me, I could see it in her eyes, which was a turn on for me.:feelskek:
 
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That's because you paid for sex, that's why you feel that way, there's no real attraction or love. Also, you could've bought 2 weeks of food with that you jackass
 
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IamLost said:
So what? She still hated me, I could see it in her eyes, which was a turn on for me.:feelshaha:
I would kill 2 be that height u Lucky bastard u better have a deformed face buddy boyo or u r fakecel af :feelsUgh:
 
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Yes, it don’t mean shit.

Why not jerk off instead
 
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Welcome escortcel brother, try escortmaxxing abroad when you can.
 
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Did you atleast eat her pussy though?
 
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Incelius Savage said:
Did you atleast eat her pussy though?
Yup, it tasted like metal:feelswhat:
 
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IamLost said:
Yup, it tasted like metal:feelswhat:
it did not taste like strawberries or cream? Society We've been lied to our entire lives
 
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Which country is this in

90 for 30 mins is a bit extortionate
 
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Lonelycel said:
Which country is this in

90 for 30 mins is a bit extortionate
prositution should be only $5
 
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Lonelycel said:
Which country is this in

90 for 30 mins is a bit extortionate
In this country:
 
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Lonelycel said:
Which country is this in

90 for 30 mins is a bit extortionate
that would be considered super cheap here :feelsjuice:
 
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Dotrinfobe said:
that would be considered super cheap here :feelsjuice:

Portugal?
 
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Was the hooker tall, white and blonde? Was she wearing heels and a miniskirt or lingerie? Did you get to see her booba?
 
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Dotrinfobe said:
that would be considered super cheap here :feelsjuice:
yeah it would be like 5x that here for an ugly ghetto ho
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
Was the hooker tall, white and blonde? Was she wearing heels and a miniskirt or lingerie? Did you get to see her booba?
She was 162cm, blonde, blue eyed, slavic. She was wearing a miniskirt and high heels. Her cup size was E and she rubbed them tities in my face. Her skin was nothing short of perfection, it felt so good:feelsohh:
 
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Damn bro, you ate out a prostitute? :worryfeels:
 
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IamLost said:
She was 162cm, blonde, blue eyed, slavic. She was wearing a miniskirt and high heels. Her cup size was E and she rubbed them tities in my face. Her skin was nothing short of perfection, it felt so good:feelsohh:
How did the heels look like? Were they like platform stripper heels?
 
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Well being a big framed 6'3 gym maxxed turbo autist, I can see why hey dodge you. They don't want to get beaten/mugged.
 
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Kamikaze said:
Well being a big framed 6'3 gym maxxed turbo autist
:chad::banhammer:
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
How did the heels look like? Were they like platform stripper heels?
Yup, they looked like "platform stripper heels".
 
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IamLost said:
Yup, they looked like "platform stripper heels".
What color or height or style were they?
 
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IamLost said:
Yup, it tasted like metal:feelswhat:
Leftover of menstrual blood.:feelshaha:
 
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90 € for an old hag... That's a robbery
 
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FuckEmAll said:
Damn bro, you ate out a prostitute? :worryfeels:
Yes, I did. Pretty degenerate isn't it?
 
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IamLost said:
Yes, I did. Pretty degenerate isn't it?
I understand if you're horny tho, but like do you realize how many dicks go in there? Even if she has her clients put on a condom (you couldn't ever be sure, if she lets a few of her special customers or Chad coom inside her raw), I wouldn't dare put my mouth there. :feelswhat:
 
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IamLost said:
Yes, I did. Pretty degenerate isn't it?
Aren't you afraid about STD's? And the thought that you probably weren't the first customer that day :feelsohgod:
 
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FuckEmAll said:
Aren't you afraid about STD's? And the thought that you probably weren't the first customer that day :feelsohgod:
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I understand if you're horny tho, but like do you realize how many dicks go in there? Even if she has her clients put on a condom (you couldn't ever be sure, if she lets a few of her special customers or Chad coom inside her raw), I wouldn't dare put my mouth there. :feelswhat:
I did it in the heat of the moment. I didn't care about STD's at that moment. Wouldn't do it again because it's nothing special.
 
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IamLost said:
Yup, it tasted like metal:feelswhat:
So blood? Um, bro? I sure hope you used mouthwash after
 
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Pikacel said:
So blood? Um, bro? I sure hope you used mouthwash after
I did
 
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IamLost said:
Maybe pussies are supposed to taste like blood I dunno ask another escortcel. But why would you go down on a prozzie? :feelswhat:
 
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IamLost said:
wait dude so this is your first time having sex right? Pretty pathetic how we have to escort just to lose our virginity
 
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Incelius Savage said:
wait dude so this is your first time having sex right? Pretty pathetic how we have to escort just to lose our virginity
Yeah, was my first time. And before that, I got rejected 5 times by prostitutes!

Are you also a escortcel?
 
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when can i have one escort
 
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Linesnap99 said:
when can i have one escort
How old are you?
And how much money do you have?
 
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IamLost said:
How old are you?
And how much money do you have?
cannot provide you with any numbers. but m old enough to enter the hole. But am neet so i have to wait it out.
 
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Incelius Savage said:
Did you atleast eat her pussy though?
Don't eat a prostitute's pussy. That's just fucking gross, and probably a high risk of throat cancer.
 
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Incelius Savage said:
Did you atleast eat her pussy though?
why the hell would you do that on a whore who probably got creampied by a client like a hour or 2 before?:feelspuke: