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Serious I found the ULTIMATE strategy to fuck random whores

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50ChadsOfGrey

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1) Befriend a Chad.

2) The two of you become best friends

3) Ask him to play tinder games in which he asks girls to do threesome with his friend (you)
(you can even offer to do this part yourself, with his pictures)

As we all know here, foids will do anything for Chad's cock, it can even include SUCK ON YOUR COCK while he's fucking her from behind, or the opposite.

EASY
If you're actual truecel dont worry you can have some roleplay with you wearing a hood or something
The hardest part is to befriend Chad, but still much easier than getting laid as an incel tbh
 
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The crazy part is that OP actually thinks this could ever work.
Why would some slut fuck an incel to appease Chad when she can just go find another chad?
 
The crazy part is that OP actually thinks this could ever work.
Why would some slut fuck an incel to appease Chad when she can just go find another chad?

Works best if you befriend the Chadest Chad
 
Doesn't work. I had Chadlite friends trying this various times.
 
Cope or LARP ? who knows. I hope you're not lowiqcel at least. None of that workds in the real world OP.
 
The crazy part is that OP actually thinks this could ever work.
Why would some slut fuck an incel to appease Chad when she can just go find another chad?

The ultimate strategy to fuck random whores is rape, always has been always will be, in modern times it will land you in jail though JFL.
 
cope. that would never work, chads want nothing to do with us.
No such thing as making "best freinds" with ppl in this day and age, and even if u did the foid would back out from the threesome after she sees your subhuman genetics.
 
Sounds like a sitcom
 
Doesn't work. I had Chadlite friends trying this various times.
Cope or LARP ? who knows. I hope you're not lowiqcel at least. None of that workds in the real world OP.

You're basically telling me that tinder whores agree to lick Chad's asshole, get shitted on, drink his piss, but not have casual sex with Chad & his bro ? i dont think so


cope. that would never work, chads want nothing to do with us.
No such thing as making "best freinds" with ppl in this day and age, and even if u did the foid would back out from the threesome after she sees your subhuman genetics.

Hence the HOOD
 
You're basically telling me that tinder whores agree to lick Chad's asshole, get shitted on, drink his piss, but not have casual sex with Chad & his bro ? i dont think so




Hence the HOOD
His incel bro doesn't trigger any positive emotion in their brain only negative ones. You would have to sneak up on them and slide in your dick while Chad is fucking them to get a chance of ascend, if you count that as ascending. They will never want you. Cheerleeder's effect works the opposite way for the male sex.
 
His incel bro doesn't trigger any positive emotion in their brain only negative ones. You would have to sneak up on them and slide in your dick while Chad is fucking them to get a chance of ascend, if you count that as ascending. They will never want you. Cheerleeder's effect works the opposite way for the male sex.

Oh you want to be wanted... Dude it's over. If you fuck, that's already good enough. For me at least.
Chad gives (++++) emotions, while you give (--). If you add, you should still be positive. Enough to ascend.
I gave the HOOD trick if you're too ugly.
But you can think about others, guys. For example Chad makes her drink and you come after a while (when they began).
Use your brain / the hours of porn you watched to find a good way
 
You're basically telling me that tinder whores agree to lick Chad's asshole, get shitted on, drink his piss, but not have casual sex with Chad & his bro ? i dont think so
Yes, this is the reality.
 
Oh you want to be wanted... Dude it's over. If you fuck, that's already good enough. For me at least.
Chad gives (++++) emotions, while you give (--). If you add, you should still be positive. Enough to ascend.
I gave the HOOD trick if you're too ugly.
But you can think about others, guys. For example Chad makes her drink and you come after a while (when they began).
Use your brain / the hours of porn you watched to find a good way
JFL. In short, Hoodmaxxing is our only way to ascend. Hoodmaxxing + sneaky dick sliding. Fuck this universe :lul:
 
Doesn't work. I had Chadlite friends trying this various times.
Elab.
Brag is forbidden so even if i did i wouldnt tell
Rock
 
One of my Chadlite friends is a total bro and tried to make foids he was kissing/fucking at least kiss some incel friends we have, they all vehemently refused. Even when we mentioned the friend was kissless at 24.
 
1) Befriend a Chad.

2) The two of you become best friends

3) Ask him to play tinder games in which he asks girls to do threesome with his friend (you)
(you can even offer to do this part yourself, with his pictures)

As we all know here, foids will do anything for Chad's cock, it can even include SUCK ON YOUR COCK while he's fucking her from behind, or the opposite.

EASY
If you're actual truecel dont worry you can have some roleplay with you wearing a hood or something
The hardest part is to befriend Chad, but still much easier than getting laid as an incel tbh

Dude are you fucking crazy? This won't happen and it will never work.

I remember the last time I was out at a bar with a bunch of Chads. This hot girl came up and started flirting with one of the Chads who was in a dedicated relationship. I desperately kept trying to push myself in the conversation while she wanted nothing to do with me. The Chad told her he was unavailable, but he signaled over Chadbro and all of a sudden she's all over him. The first Chad is facilitating the whole thing. I still try inserting myself in the conversation, until the new Chadbro and the girl basically just turn away from me and start doing their own thing and they leave together.

After that me and the initial Chad are left together alone and he goes, "Yeah that guy's getting laid tonight! Nice! He just got single so good for him." Then he asks me if I'm single right now, and I can't even hide my despondence at that point when I say, "Yes." He just says "Oh," realizing how much I was trying and getting silently blown out, and that's it.

Not "Oh well there's plenty of other girls here, let's get you one." Just "Oh." It's just awkward after that because Chads go to bars to get laid, or celebrate their bros getting laid, and we both know I'm a dead end there.

I have had many 7+ male friends in my life and you're crazy if you think they can get you laid. All they will get you is a lot of drunk nights watching them and other good looking men enjoy all the things you so desperately want for yourself but can't have. It's sad and it's depressing. Every time you'll go home drunk as hell because it was the only way you could handle it, and feel like another piece of you just died.

They can't make women want you. And most of them are blackpilled enough to know it's futile to even try. Sorry but it just doesn't work this way.
 
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One of my Chadlite friends is a total bro and tried to make foids he was kissing/fucking at least kiss some incel friends we have, they all vehemently refused. Even when we mentioned the friend was kissless at 24.
That's brutal. But at least you got good bros. Lifefuel :yes:
 
just transcend the social hierarchy and befriend a chad and make him ignore his normie morals and tarnish his social position by prostituting his foids to an incel theory
 
Dude are you fucking crazy? This won't happen and it will never work.

I remember the last time I was out at a bar with a bunch of Chads. This hot girl came up and started flirting with one of the Chads who was in a dedicated relationship. I desperately kept trying to push myself in the conversation while she wanted nothing to do with me. The Chad told her he was unavailable, but he signaled over Chadbro and all of a sudden she's all over him. The first Chad is facilitating the whole thing. I still try inserting myself in the conversation, until the new Chadbro and the girl basically just turn away from me and start doing their own thing and they leave together.

After that me and the initial Chad are left together alone and he goes, "Yeah that guy's getting laid tonight! Nice! He just got single so good for him." Then he asks me if I'm single right now, and I can't even hide my despondence at that point when I say, "Yes." He just says "Oh," realizing how much I was trying and getting silently blown out, and that's it.

Not "Oh well there's plenty of other girls here, let's get you one." Just "Oh." It's just awkward after that because Chads go to bars to get laid, or celebrate their bros getting laid, and we both know I'm a dead end there.

I have had many 7+ male friends in my life and you're crazy if you think they can get you laid. All they will get you is a lot of drunk nights watching them and other good looking men enjoy all the things you so desperately want for yourself but can't have. It's sad and it's depressing. Every time you'll go home drunk as hell because it was the only way you could handle it, and feel like another piece of you just died.

They can't make women want you. And most of them are blackpilled enough to know it's futile to even try. Sorry but it just doesn't work this way.
Reason why ugly face males don't have friends...
 
Reason why ugly face males don't have friends...

You can't win either way. I have had ugly friends and I got along with them much better, but then when I was younger I didn't appreciate them. I thought "If I hang out with ugly guys how will I ascend?" So I burned those bridges. Then I thought with good looking friends "I can't handle this blackpill every time." So I burned those bridges too.

The ones I regret burning were my ugly friends. They were people I should have stayed friends with. Ugly friends > good looking friends.

Now I'm old and no one makes friends at my age.
 
You can't win either way. I have had ugly friends and I got along with them much better, but then when I was younger I didn't appreciate them. I thought "If I hang out with ugly guys how will I ascend?" So I burned those bridges. Then I thought with good looking friends "I can't handle this blackpill every time." So I burned those bridges too.

The ones I regret burning were my ugly friends. They were people I should have stayed friends with. Ugly friends > good looking friends.

Now I'm old and no one makes friends at my age.
For sure, a true statesman puts nationalism into the context of all human interactions. Incel Uprising!
 

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