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Story I found a magic lamp today

Uglyme

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So I rubbed it and a genie came out of it and asked me what my wish was. I told him "I want to be a hundred times more attractive" the genie snapped his fingers and said "it's done". I looked into the mirror but I was the same, I told the genie it didn't work. "Sorry, even I can't multiply by zero" he said.
 
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Over for you buddy boyo.
 

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