I finally paid for sex today. AMA while its still fresh

[Mycel]

I didnt go for escorts i went to a massage parlour but it was pretty much a brothel but with a massage table for a bed. It was intercourse and oral as well not just handjobs. Felt a bit gross afterwards because she was licking my nipples.

I am now an escortcel

 

[Sub8Hate]

What did you think of the sex? Was it good?

 

[WorldRulerAisha]

How do you feel?

 

[Deleted member 677]

Was it everything you hoped for? Did she kiss you as well? What did the woman look like? How old are you?

 

[Mycel]

What did you think of the sex? Was it good?

Horrible. I never knew sex was this difficult. It just goes to show you must start having regular sex from a young age so you can improve your thrusting muscles overtime.

I couldn't maintain the erection either. Now that i think about it, it was like you were in a planking position. Doggy style was easier but overall it was definitely an incel tier experience for me

 

[Lvl32wizard]

How old are You?

 

[Mycel]

How do you feel?

Abit gross afterwards and i caught feels for a hooker

 

[Deleted member 3725]

Scale of 1-10, how attractive was she?

 

[Mycel]

Scale of 1-10, how attractive was she?

5 upon first sight. 6 after the act

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Was it everything you hoped for? Did she kiss you as well? What did the woman look like? How old are you?

Im 28
No, sex is physically taxing. I was not prepared. But i tried what i could. I had her blow me i fingered her i smelled my finger afterwards to see what it was like. I got as close as possible to her vagina to smell what it was like without touching it with my face. I finally know what a womans entire body feels like, boobs etc. Definitely recommend for all incels just to get the initial mystery out of the way for when they get with a real girl.
No, she was licking nipples and i was already concerned about stds let alone kiss
Chinese, very skinny, abit cute, late 20s. Had that deer in the headlights / emotionless look which made hotter.

Holy shit when she asked me to take my clothes of and then i ask "underwear too?" She said yes and oh mathat moment when you're standing in front of a woman completely naked for the first time is like ill never get to experience this as if it was my first time ever again. it was so hot standing in front of her compeltely naked with my semi and precum already leaking

 

[Lvl32wizard]

Did she smell nice?

 

[Kointo1]

Horrible. I never knew sex was this difficult. It just goes to show you must start having regular sex from a young age so you can improve your thrusting muscles overtime.

I couldn't maintain the erection either. Now that i think about it, it was like you were in a planking position. Doggy style was easier but overall it was definitely an incel tier experience for me

How can you not maintain an erection during sex? It's easy enough to do it in masturbation.

 

[Recon9]

5 upon first sight. 6 after the act

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Im 28
No, sex is physically taxing. I was not prepared. But i tried what i could. I had her blow me i fingered her i smelled my finger afterwards to see what it was like. I got as close as possible to her vagina to smell what it was like without touching it with my face. I finally know what a womans entire body feels like, boobs etc. Definitely recommend for all incels just to get the initial mystery out of the way for when they get with a real girl.
No, she was licking nipples and i was already concerned about stds let alone kiss
Chinese, very skinny, abit cute, late 20s. Had that deer in the headlights / emotionless look which made hotter.

Holy shit when she asked me to take my clothes of and then i ask "underwear too?" She said yes and oh mathat moment when you're standing in front of a woman completely naked for the first time is like ill never get to experience this as if it was my first time ever again. it was so hot standing in front of her compeltely naked with my semi  and precum already leaking

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[Mycel]

Did she smell nice?

Her body had no smell. Her hair smells like fresh shampoo. I believe i was her first customer for the day.

Let me tell you one of the main objectives is for me to find out what a vagina smelled like. No amount of reading "smells like fish" will make sense to me.

I could not smell anything from her vagina. I was expecting a salty smell at the very least but nothing. Not even a faint scent. There was no smell. It was like you were smelling nothing.

 

[rotting-alone]

What city are you in

How much did it charge

Was the girl hot, or like an Asian roastie

 

[Recon9]

Did she smell nice?

Let me tell you one of the main objectives is for me to find out what a vagina smelled like. No amount of reading "smells like fish" will make sense to me.
I could not smell anything from her vagina. I was expecting a salty smell at the very least but nothing. Not even a faint scent. There was no smell. It was like you were smelling nothing.

it varies from womon to womyn, mostly depends how hygienic they are, but there are other factors

 

[Mycel]

Horrible. I never knew sex was this difficult. It just goes to show you must start having regular sex from a young age so you can improve your thrusting muscles overtime.
I couldn't maintain the erection either. Now that i think about it, it was like you were in a planking position. Doggy style was easier but overall it was definitely an incel tier experience for me

How can you not maintain an erection during sex? It's easy enough to do it in masturbation.

You just use your arm during masturbation. During sex you have to utilise your entire body. Your blood has to be efficient enough to maintain an erection while at the same time able to support your body and the thrusting motion. Sex for the first time is impossible for incels unless you do regular exercise then you have a chance

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What city are you in
How much did it charge
Was the girl hot, or like an Asian roastie

Sydney
$50 for 45 minutes inside the room then $50 for full service once i was inside the room. Total: $100
She was Chinese, very skinny, abit cute, late 20s. Had that deer in the headlights / emotionless look which made hotter.

 

[legitcel]

Whch positions did you do and did she do anything else on your besides a regular BJ and licking nipples?

 

[rotting-alone]

Holy shit when she asked me to take my clothes of and then i ask "underwear too?" She said yes and oh mathat moment when you're standing in front of a woman completely naked for the first time is like ill never get to experience this as if it was my first time ever again. it was so hot standing in front of her compeltely naked with my semi and precum already leaking

That sounds quite hot. Holy shit. I'm happy you were able to have this experience. The reason I ask so many questions is because I'm a stripclubcel and have spent thousands of dollars at strip clubs getting lap dances and sucking b00bs and such. I always told myself I wouldn't go for escorts because I want to lose my virginity to a sincere girlfriend that loves me.

Definitely recommend for all incels just to get the initial mystery out of the way for when they get with a real girl.

Implying that'll ever happen lol. You're 28 and you just experienced it. Meanwhile Chad and Normies have been fucking girls FOR FREE since at 18.

 

[WorldRulerAisha]

do you feel empty inside?

 

[Mycel]

Whch positions did you do and did she do anything else on your besides a regular BJ and licking nipples?

Missionary and doggy style

Missionary is more difficult but If you have the fitness its a much better experience. It just feels more dominating to be on top of her and have her facing you. And when she had her hands on my back during missionary it just felt more intimate but the sex was incel tier because of
- lack of fitness
- lack of experience
- nerves

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Holy shit when she asked me to take my clothes of and then i ask "underwear too?" She said yes and oh mathat moment when you're standing in front of a woman completely naked for the first time is like ill never get to experience this as if it was my first time ever again. it was so hot standing in front of her compeltely naked with my semi and precum already leaking

That sounds quite hot. Holy shit. I'm happy you were able to have this experience. The reason I ask so many questions is because I'm a stripclubcel and have spent thousands of dollars at strip clubs getting lap dances and sucking b00bs and such. I always told myself I wouldn't go for escorts because I want to lose my virginity to a sincere girlfriend that loves me.

Definitely recommend for all incels just to get the initial mystery out of the way for when they get with a real girl.

Implying that'll ever happen lol. You're 28 and you just experienced it. Meanwhile Chad and Normies have been fucking girls FOR FREE since at 18.

I mean other younger more hopeful incels. No hope for me. Chads been getting it since 13 man.

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do you feel empty inside?

No i dont. I felt gross after i walked out and thought everyone in the streets knew what i did but after i got home and showered to wash off her saliva from licking my nipples i felt fine.

another thing i notice is i now caught feels. Likely because shes the first female i had any form of validation from

 

[WorldRulerAisha]

another thing i notice is i now caught feels. Likely because shes the first female i had any form of validation from

damn, catching feels for a whore. Its over for us

 

[Mycel]

another thing i notice is i now caught feels. Likely because shes the first female i had any form of validation from

damn, catching feels for a whore. Its over for us

its just a byproduct of many years deprived of female validation to finally receiving it in some shape or form.

It'll go away eventually so long as i dont see her again

 

[WorldRulerAisha]

It'll go away eventually so long as i dont see her again

then you ll keep remembering it unless you fuck hookers every other week.

 

[BlackPill47]

Congratulations, brother!

 

[Zielony4]

How was oral?

 

[C450_4matic]

I didnt go for escorts i went to a massage parlour but it was pretty much a brothel but with a massage table for a bed. It was intercourse and oral as well not just handjobs. Felt a bit gross afterwards because she was licking my nipples.

I am now an escortcel

U got pics?

 

[HighStandsCel]

Where did you cum?

 

[Deleted member 250]

was it worth the money, did you come inside?

 

[Garbage]

fakecel

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

Where did you cum?

Yeah,inside her or nah ?

 

[Zielony4]

fakecel

I finally "PAID" for sex today. PAID.​

 

[Mycel]

How was oral?

Incel tier experience. Nothing like it looked in porn. But i enjoyed the tongue flicking around the head of the penis. When she put the condom on she didnt pull back my foreskin so it means i had even less sensation. I think I would've came from the blowjob alone if it wasnt for this

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I didnt go for escorts i went to a massage parlour but it was pretty much a brothel but with a massage table for a bed. It was intercourse and oral as well not just handjobs. Felt a bit gross afterwards because she was licking my nipples.
I am now an escortcel

U got pics?

No pics available. it was a dilapidated massage parlour which added to the hotness. It was like i went to a 3rd world shithole tomfuck underprivileged girls. Unique experience.

Where did you cum?

was it worth the money, did you come inside?

Where did you cum?

Yeah,inside her or nah ?

I wont lie. And because it was an incel tier experience i couldnt cum. I even had her get on her knees so i could jerk off and cum on her chest. I asked where can i cum and she said anywhere. Wanted to cum on her face tbh. But couldn't cum. She later said to me "was i not good enough?" Felt like a nice moment when i had to reassure her that it isnt her fault

 

[Mycel]

How can you not maintain an erection during sex? It's easy enough to do it in masturbation.

Because of the pressure, it can kill the mood when there's a time limit and another person watching you

more like lack of fitness and low self esteem making me doubt my ability to perform which already compounds the lack of fitness

 

[iiiTeMpeR]

what did her pussy smell like?

 

[Zielony4]

what did her pussy smell like?

Definitely not like berries and cream, that's for sure.  :'( :'( :'(

 

[Mycel]

what did her pussy smell like?

Surprisingly Nothing. Not the faintest smell. It didnt smell like skin. It didnt smell of anything you may as well be smelling the air

 

[Zielony4]

Incel tier experience. Nothing like it looked in porn. But i enjoyed the tongue flicking around the head of the penis. When she put the condom on she didnt pull back my foreskin so it means i had even less sensation. I think I would've came from the blowjob alone if it wasnt for this

Ahh I see. They blew you WITH a condom on? That really sucks; sounds like it would. I would imagine pulling your foreskin back would add a shitload of sensation. Damn.

 

[Mycel]

Incel tier experience. Nothing like it looked in porn. But i enjoyed the tongue flicking around the head of the penis. When she put the condom on she didnt pull back my foreskin so it means i had even less sensation. I think I would've came from the blowjob alone if it wasnt for this

Ahh I see. They blew you WITH a condom on? That really sucks; sounds like it would. I would imagine pulling your foreskin back would add a shitload of sensation. Damn.

The sight of her having my dick in her mouth is one of the greatest things to witness

 

[Zielony4]

The sight of her having my dick in her mouth is one of the greatest things to witness

Damn, I can imagine.

 

[satoshisacuck]

Not reading shit here. Just commenting.

 

[imbored21]

ask for rawdog next time

 

[Cozz]

did you go out of breath? what muscles you'd advise to train? stamina and overall fitness?

how did you regain boner when you lost?

 

[Sadist]

dam next time try anal, see how long you last in a tighter hole tbh

 

[Mycel]

ask for rawdog next time

No point going again if you cant even fuck properly. I did what i had to do. It was abit disconcerting knowing you are physically incapable of sex. Life of an incel.

did you go out of breath? what muscles you'd advise to train? stamina and overall fitness?
how did you regain boner when you lost?

Not exactly. My muscles tire out before i was even close to laboured breathing. I hardly use my muscles on a regular day at all. And im also on my ass all day so you can imagine all that muscle going to waste fom disuse.

Do planks, push ups and buttlifts learn to tighten your glutes

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dam next time try anal, see how long you last in a tighter hole tbh

maybe if i have the fitness for it, a semi limp dick isnt going to enter a tight hole with much successful

 

[FACEandLMS]

How can you not maintain an erection during sex? It's easy enough to do it in masturbation.

Sex is way different from masturbation.

 

[TheVman]

How long did you last? My fear is that even by some miracle i get somewhere with a girl id cum before we even start

 

[FACEandLMS]

dam next time try anal, see how long you last in a tighter hole tbh

Wrong.

If you're already having to resort to anal on your 2nd try then you're not addressing the real issue. Sex is not masturbation. It's a wholly different mental and physiological activity. You have to be aware of your partner and adjust to the difference in feeling between your deathgrip shaped over years of daily fapping in the basement to get to orgasm ASAP, and a vagina.

It's not uncommon for sex the first few times to not live up to expectations.

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How long did you last? My fear is that even by some miracle i get somewhere with a girl id cum before we even start

You're far more likely to go soft than cum too early when you realize just how loose a vagina is compared to your hand.

 

[itsOVER]

Reminder that if you have sex with a condom, you're still a virgin.

 

[not_here_4_points]

Getting a bond for the whore you can't cuddle with after. That really doesn't seem to be worth it.

 

[gentsupreme]

was escortceling a few times in the past. never really enjoyed it except maybe once.

the good escorts are really expensive. if I had the money I would go to a GFE

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womon to womyn

u had me at "womon to womyn" lol