Brutal I feel like shit

[Dr. Autismo]

I got a lot of built up gas rn, but can't fart it out.
I'm also in the librarys study area, so it'll be real awkward if I was farting to myself.
I'm also sitting by the window, but I don't want to open it because it's a bit chilly outside and the wind might blow the smell to the rest of the study area

 

[wereq]

Get out of the library or go to a secluded part of the room.

 

[ViperRage]

Don't libraries have public bathrooms maybe ask for a key to restroom lie about having IBS or something if need be

 

[Livonica_Irreale]

Fart with a lighter fired up near your butt and you'll release a fire without stink

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

Same, I got a bad stomach ache atm, hurts like hell.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Don't libraries have public bathrooms maybe ask for a key to restroom lie about having IBS or something if need be

This one doesn't

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Fart with a lighter fired up near your butt and you'll release a fire without stink

Great idea

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Just fart and assert your dominance over the other people in the library

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

This one doesn't

fucking hell man. Stupid libraries.

Why not go outside? It isn't that cold right?

 

[Dr. Autismo]

fucking hell man. Stupid libraries.

Why not go outside? It isn't that cold right?

I don't feel like going outside just to fart

 

[Dr. Autismo]

fucking hell man. Stupid libraries.

And the general public and the local council have the spine to complain about people pissing and shitting on the streets.
There are no fucking public toilets, where else are people going relieve themselves?

 

[Pancakecel]

Try getting some antacids from a shop, they will help your stomach.