I'm the only one in my family, I was always scared of water. Brutal
It's Over I feel like a nigger for not being able to swim.
Is there even water in those desert sand lands JFL
Niggers can swim! They swim across the Atlantic Ocean to get to America !
Also there's no desert in Lebanon.
I know I was joking
yes you should absolutely feel this way sorry.
Start swimming in your bathtub if you have one. Like a frog who spreads his tiny little legs
Start swimming in your bathtub if you have one. Like a frog who spreads his tiny little legs
Brutal.
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i feel like people here larp about stuff like this
how cant you swim?
how cant you swim?
Unpopular opinion: knowing how to swim is fakecel trait
To learn how to swim, it means to take off your clothes in public
Ugly subhumans would never take up swimming
To learn how to swim, it means to take off your clothes in public
Ugly subhumans would never take up swimming
I have gynecomastia manboobs, there's no fucking way you'd catch me shirtless in public
I've not been to the beach since like 9 years old
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humans aren't designed to swim.
Idk. I was always scared of water.
It's a useless skill anyway. I can swim and haven't been swimming in years, never been retarded enough to fall into water. Just stay away from rivers and the sea so you don't drown.
It is easy. You can learn in one day. You just need to practice. Do not feel bad about that, if no one taught you how to swin when you were a kid it is not your fault.
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I remember seeing a Lebanon HTN/Chad-lite in my class. Id like your thoughts on it would you like his instagram
its not hard at all but its useless when you live in a continental place
some fags are saying that only fakecels swim but thats kinda bullshit, i learned swimming when i was 7, at that age nobody gives a shit what you look like, youre just a kid
some fags are saying that only fakecels swim but thats kinda bullshit, i learned swimming when i was 7, at that age nobody gives a shit what you look like, youre just a kid
you ARE a nigger
Swimming is mostly a mental block tbh
I remember the fucking swimming teacher in my slav shithole would just toss us into the fucking deep water like 2m deep when we were 8 years old and he would then toss you one of those blue plates that float in the water so that you can grab it. But most kids didn't know how to stay afloat me included so we fucking started to drown and this retard didn't even help us he would just wait and watch how we struggled to survive and grab the fucking plate to stay afloat.
Shit was brutal tbh, but after that we did it more times and we had experience from before so we started to get better, eventually he would stop tossing us the blue plate and we had to stay afloat ourselves and swim to the edge to get out.
Shit was spartan as fuck tbh I am surprised nobody drowned tbh when I watching some of the people that jumped before me it ded srs looked like they were gonna die JFL, they were fucking throwing up water and shit JFL.
I remember the fucking swimming teacher in my slav shithole would just toss us into the fucking deep water like 2m deep when we were 8 years old and he would then toss you one of those blue plates that float in the water so that you can grab it. But most kids didn't know how to stay afloat me included so we fucking started to drown and this retard didn't even help us he would just wait and watch how we struggled to survive and grab the fucking plate to stay afloat.
Shit was brutal tbh, but after that we did it more times and we had experience from before so we started to get better, eventually he would stop tossing us the blue plate and we had to stay afloat ourselves and swim to the edge to get out.
Shit was spartan as fuck tbh I am surprised nobody drowned tbh when I watching some of the people that jumped before me it ded srs looked like they were gonna die JFL, they were fucking throwing up water and shit JFL.
Meh that's how my dad taught me too. I believe we mollycoddle these kids too much these days.
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*I am a nigger for not being able to swim
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japan has a longer coastline than lebanon. Lebanon is even geographically inferior.
We have no oil. Yet we were the' Paris of the middle East'. Akso there's not a single desert in Lebanon. The country is very scenic
I did actually, go for classes. I was always scared. I hate myself for not learning how to swim.
"Get back on the slave boat nigger!" Said the jewish slaver...
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