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I FAPPED IN MY OUTHOUSE THE OTHER DAY!

Emba

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Yes bros...

I never did that before because it's not cozy... And it stinks.

I was looking at various girls...

And i saw a photo of a girl ready for a face load and obliged...

It took a while and wasn't very satisfying, but i did it anyway.

I pretended i was Chad in my nasty outhouse and obliged...

I guess...

That is why I'm inkwell

°~°
 
Another exciting post from old man emba
 
That's really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
 
based "going to survive the apocalypse" cel
 
Yes bros...

I never did that before because it's not cozy... And it stinks.

I was looking at various girls...

And i saw a photo of a girl ready for a face load and obliged...

It took a while and wasn't very satisfying, but i did it anyway.

I pretended i was Chad in my nasty outhouse and obliged...

I guess...

That is why I'm inkwell

°~°
Did you cum on your phone screen?
 
I wish i had a cabin in the wilderness and an outhouse.
 
your posts are pretty interesting ngl
 
I wish i had a cabin in the wilderness and an outhouse.
You say that now...

Just wait until it's raining hard (like today) and you have to shit!

The trash bucket starts to look pretty good...
 
Do you have guns?
 
I have a new scooter! I can always hit a deer or possum with it if i get hungry enough...
Lol. Would havw thought you have. How come you have none?
 
So you still have a sex driver as an oldcel? Was hoping that was a perk of not roping. Eventually even my cock won't care.
 
So you still have a sex driver as an oldcel? Was hoping that was a perk of not roping. Eventually even my cock won't care.
Barely. As i said, it wasn't that great of an event... Sometimes, you just have to take matters into your own hand.
Ye but no gun.
I still have a few swords...
 
I still have a few swords...
A libertarian and survivalist in the usa without guns. How is that possible? Has this to do with criminal or medical records denying you access?

Just tell me if you do not want to talk about it.
 
A libertarian and survivalist in the usa without guns. How is that possible? Has this to do with criminal or medical records denying you access?

Just tell me if you do not want to talk about it.
I have nothing to say
 
A libertarian and survivalist in the usa without guns. How is that possible? Has this to do with criminal or medical records denying you access?

Just tell me if you do not want to talk about it.
I still have my black powder revolver. But since it's unloaded it's not considered a gun. Besides, it sucks and no one wants to buy or trade for it. I guess i could bluff with it...

A long time ago i intimidated some theives with it... But it was actually loaded... I didn't even have to draw it lol...
 
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A curry would have walked miles and miles with a bloated belly until he could find a street to shit on. :feelshaha:
 
A curry would have walked miles and miles with a bloated belly until he could find a street to shit on. :feelshaha:
Yes. It's hard sometimes to find a good road without a lot of semi trucks on it... I completely understand the feels
 
Barely. As i said, it wasn't that great of an event... Sometimes, you just have to take matters into your own hand.
That's why i could never get behind nofap. If you're gonna cum no matter what (wet dreams) might as well as you call it, take matters into your own hands.
 
Tales from the outhouse
 
holy shit are you like shrek?
 
I fapped in the woods a few days ago
 
I jerked off outside once. There was no outhouse near me though.
 
It's really over for outhousecels
 
Wd40 IS NOT A LUBRICANT!
(it's just a water displacement pre-cleaner!)
WD-40 isn't actually a true lubricant. WD stands for "water displacing" and its main use is as a solvent or rust dissolver.

Serious cubers :feelshaha: will lube their cubes :feelskek: with Jigaloo, CRC silicone, or even vaseline.:worryfeels: They will point and laugh at noobs :dab: who use WD-40, which contains petroleum distillates (paint thinner) that can melt and seize a cube.:feelstastyman: Crazy, I know, but noobs keep doing it.:feelsEhh:
 
WD-40 isn't actually a true lubricant. WD stands for "water displacing" and its main use is as a solvent or rust dissolver.

Serious cubers :feelshaha: will lube their cubes :feelskek: with Jigaloo, CRC silicone, or even vaseline.:worryfeels: They will point and laugh at noobs :dab: who use WD-40, which contains petroleum distillates (paint thinner) that can melt and seize a cube.:feelstastyman: Crazy, I know, but noobs keep doing it.:feelsEhh:
I prefer triflow
 

hard to blame OP an outhouse is a pretty cool place to get business done
 

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