I FAPPED IN MY OUTHOUSE THE OTHER DAY!

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

Yes bros...

I never did that before because it's not cozy... And it stinks.

I was looking at various girls...

And i saw a photo of a girl ready for a face load and obliged...

It took a while and wasn't very satisfying, but i did it anyway.

I pretended i was Chad in my nasty outhouse and obliged...

I guess...

That is why I'm inkwell

°~°

Llama · Dec 11, 2020

Another exciting post from old man emba

happiless · Dec 11, 2020

That's really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

turbocuckcel_7000 · Dec 11, 2020

based "going to survive the apocalypse" cel

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

Llama said:
Another exciting post from old man emba

thanks bro!

happiless said:
That's really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

It was a easy pretend because she had her eyes closed!

turbocuckcel_7000 said:
based "going to survive the apocalypse" cel

Too bad real apocalypses take decades... ::Sadface::

BummerDrummerOG · Dec 11, 2020

turbocuckcel_7000 said:
based "going to survive the apocalypse" cel

he will unironically

AtheistCel · Dec 11, 2020

Emba said:
Yes bros...

I never did that before because it's not cozy... And it stinks.

I was looking at various girls...

And i saw a photo of a girl ready for a face load and obliged...

It took a while and wasn't very satisfying, but i did it anyway.

I pretended i was Chad in my nasty outhouse and obliged...

I guess...

That is why I'm inkwell

°~°

Did you cum on your phone screen?

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

AtheistCel said:
Did you cum on your phone screen?

No... I was careful....

wasted12years · Dec 11, 2020

I wish i had a cabin in the wilderness and an outhouse.

Deleted member 1983 · Dec 11, 2020

your posts are pretty interesting ngl

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

wasted12years said:
I wish i had a cabin in the wilderness and an outhouse.

You say that now...

Just wait until it's raining hard (like today) and you have to shit!

The trash bucket starts to look pretty good...

happiless · Dec 11, 2020

turbocuckcel_7000 said:
based "going to survive the apocalypse" cel

You joined on the exact same day as me. That's amazing, wow

JuikoTheo · Dec 11, 2020

turbocuckcel_7000 said:
based "going to survive the apocalypse" cel

turbocuckcel_7000 · Dec 11, 2020

happiless said:
You joined on the exact same day as me. That's amazing, wow

many men

Gyros_Pretcel · Dec 11, 2020

Do you have guns?

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

Gyros_Pretcel said:
Do you have guns?

I have a new scooter! I can always hit a deer or possum with it if i get hungry enough...

Gyros_Pretcel · Dec 11, 2020

Emba said:
I have a new scooter! I can always hit a deer or possum with it if i get hungry enough...

Lol. Would havw thought you have. How come you have none?

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

Gyros_Pretcel said:
Lol. Would havw thought you have. How come you have none?

I have a new scooter... Didn't i just tell you that?

radishman · Dec 11, 2020

So you still have a sex driver as an oldcel? Was hoping that was a perk of not roping. Eventually even my cock won't care.

Gyros_Pretcel · Dec 11, 2020

Emba said:
I have a new scooter... Didn't i just tell you that?

Ye but no gun.

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

radishman said:
So you still have a sex driver as an oldcel? Was hoping that was a perk of not roping. Eventually even my cock won't care.

Barely. As i said, it wasn't that great of an event... Sometimes, you just have to take matters into your own hand.

Gyros_Pretcel said:
Ye but no gun.

I still have a few swords...

Gyros_Pretcel · Dec 11, 2020

Emba said:
I still have a few swords...

A libertarian and survivalist in the usa without guns. How is that possible? Has this to do with criminal or medical records denying you access?

Just tell me if you do not want to talk about it.

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

Gyros_Pretcel said:
A libertarian and survivalist in the usa without guns. How is that possible? Has this to do with criminal or medical records denying you access?

Just tell me if you do not want to talk about it.

I have nothing to say

The Abyss · Dec 11, 2020

View: https://youtu.be/etab7wb0nWY

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

Gyros_Pretcel said:
A libertarian and survivalist in the usa without guns. How is that possible? Has this to do with criminal or medical records denying you access?

Just tell me if you do not want to talk about it.

I still have my black powder revolver. But since it's unloaded it's not considered a gun. Besides, it sucks and no one wants to buy or trade for it. I guess i could bluff with it...

A long time ago i intimidated some theives with it... But it was actually loaded... I didn't even have to draw it lol...

FUCKITALLREEE · Dec 11, 2020

A curry would have walked miles and miles with a bloated belly until he could find a street to shit on.

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

FUCKITALLREEE said:
A curry would have walked miles and miles with a bloated belly until he could find a street to shit on.

Yes. It's hard sometimes to find a good road without a lot of semi trucks on it... I completely understand the feels

radishman · Dec 11, 2020

Emba said:
Barely. As i said, it wasn't that great of an event... Sometimes, you just have to take matters into your own hand.

That's why i could never get behind nofap. If you're gonna cum no matter what (wet dreams) might as well as you call it, take matters into your own hands.

Deleted member 22572 · Dec 11, 2020

Tales from the outhouse

kikecel · Dec 11, 2020

holy shit are you like shrek?

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

kikecel said:
holy shit are you like shrek?

They don't call me trumpethead for nothing!

Studiocel · Dec 11, 2020

I fapped in the woods a few days ago

Deleted member 22685 · Dec 11, 2020

Llama said:
Another exciting post from old man emba

Autismus Maximus · Dec 11, 2020

Studiocel said:
I fapped in the woods a few days ago

I did that too a few times. Felt amazing. I should do it again some day.

Emba · Dec 11, 2020

Studiocel said:
I fapped in the woods a few days ago

Feels good, huh?

InMyCellInHell · Dec 11, 2020

I jerked off outside once. There was no outhouse near me though.

your personality · Dec 12, 2020

Llama said:
Another exciting post from old man emba

Deleted member 16390 · Dec 12, 2020

It's really over for outhousecels

Transcended Trucel · Dec 12, 2020

radishman said:
So you still have a sex driver as an oldcel? Was hoping that was a perk of not roping. Eventually even my cock won't care.

Deleted member 29003 · Dec 17, 2020

Emba said:
And i saw a photo of a girl ready for a face load and obliged...

W31

Emba · Dec 17, 2020

quadRUPLE bogey said:
W31

Wd40

FukFeminism · Dec 17, 2020

kikecel said:
holy shit are you like shrek?

Deleted member 29003 · Dec 17, 2020

Emba said:
Wd40

Lube me up Emba
IM STUCK

Emba · Dec 17, 2020

quadRUPLE bogey said:
Lube me up Emba
IM STUCK

Wd40 IS NOT A LUBRICANT!
(it's just a water displacement pre-cleaner!)

Deleted member 29003 · Dec 17, 2020

Emba said:
Wd40 IS NOT A LUBRICANT!
(it's just a water displacement pre-cleaner!)

WD-40 isn't actually a true lubricant. WD stands for "water displacing" and its main use is as a solvent or rust dissolver.

Serious cubers

will lube their cubes

with Jigaloo, CRC silicone, or even vaseline.

They will point and laugh at noobs

who use WD-40, which contains petroleum distillates (paint thinner) that can melt and seize a cube.

Crazy, I know, but noobs keep doing it.

Emba · Dec 17, 2020

quadRUPLE bogey said:
WD-40 isn't actually a true lubricant. WD stands for "water displacing" and its main use is as a solvent or rust dissolver.

Serious cubers will lube their cubes with Jigaloo, CRC silicone, or even vaseline. They will point and laugh at noobs who use WD-40, which contains petroleum distillates (paint thinner) that can melt and seize a cube. Crazy, I know, but noobs keep doing it.

I prefer triflow

Lone-Star · Dec 17, 2020

Llama said:
Another exciting post from old man emba

Sheogorath · Dec 19, 2021

hard to blame OP an outhouse is a pretty cool place to get business done

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