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I faced off against Tyrone today

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I'm talking in the lobby at work with my coworker who is a literal Tyrone but very personable and lacks a black accent. Hes 6'1. Anyway we both see a woman walking to some double doors at the entrance with her hands full of documents. He rushed to the door to open it for her. I said fuck it and ran to the door as well. We both opened a door at the same time.

This woman stood there for 5 seconds and started laughing and saying WOW. she then went through tyrones door. I said just loud enough so she could hear, "I'm not doing that again"

Tyrone UD12 Urkel
 
you put yourself in that situation
 
is this a site for sharing cuck competition stories now?
 
Don't ever degrade yourself like that again bro
 
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I said fuck it and ran to the door as well. We both opened a door at the same time.
It was at that exact moment that it was confirmed @IronMike is a huge fucking CUCK :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
 
Never hold doors for women
 
Top cuck bro

your award is in the post
 
This was because she had her hands full.. right? Not because she had a VAGINA.. right?? I’ll hold doors for anybody who has their hands tied, man or woman. But I certainly would not race a Tyrone to the door JUST to help out m’lady.
 
cuckery in workplace at its finest
 
This was because she had her hands full.. right? Not because she had a VAGINA.. right?? I’ll hold doors for anybody who has their hands tied, man or woman. But I certainly would not race a Tyrone to the door JUST to help out m’lady.
She was a walrus and twice my age so I didn't do it for pussy yeah
This was because she had her hands full.. right? Not because she had a VAGINA.. right?? I’ll hold doors for anybody who has their hands tied, man or woman. But I certainly would not race a Tyrone to the door JUST to help out m’lady.
She was a walrus and twice my age so I didn't do it for pussy yeah
 
CUUUCCKK WAAAARRRRRR
 
I'm talking in the lobby at work with my coworker who is a literal Tyrone but very personable and lacks a black accent. Hes 6'1. Anyway we both see my wife walking to some double doors at the entrance with her vagina full of lust for Tyrone. He rushed to the door to fuck her in the ass. I said fuck it and took out my smartphone to record. We both cum at the same time

My wife stood there for 5 seconds and started laughing and saying WOW. she then went to peg tyrone in the ass. I said just loud enough so she could hear, "I'm not prepping that bull again"

Tyrone UD12 Urkel

FTFY
 
I have the tism and this kinda shit happens to me a lot. I hold doors too long or when they're far away and stuff. Or if my arms are full then shit falls.

My life is a fucking mess
 
I have the tism and this kinda shit happens to me a lot. I hold doors too long or when they're far away and stuff. Or if my arms are full then shit falls.

My life is a fucking mess
Happened to me this morning but with a man
 
I have the tism and this kinda shit happens to me a lot. I hold doors too long or when they're far away and stuff. Or if my arms are full then shit falls.

My life is a fucking mess
i know this feel :feelsrope:
 
Well that’s my cringe for the day
 
I though this will be some shit like "facing a nigger in the street" and then ends up either with BBC tyronne raping you or beating the shit out of you
 
I though this will be some shit like "facing a nigger in the street" and then ends up either with BBC tyronne raping you or beating the shit out of you
Kek, same here.

It’s over for gigacuckcels though.
 
i stopped holding doors for women a bitch once just went through another door
 
LUL that was a cuck contest.
 
6'1 pretty short for a Tyrone tbh all the ones I'm thinking of in my head are at least 6'3
 
If that was a man, would u have done the same thing? Learn from your mistakes boyo
 
battle of the soyboys
 
I'm talking in the lobby at work with my coworker who is a literal Tyrone but very personable and lacks a black accent. Hes 6'1. Anyway we both see a woman walking to some double doors at the entrance with her hands full of documents. He rushed to the door to open it for her. I said fuck it and ran to the door as well. We both opened a door at the same time.

This woman stood there for 5 seconds and started laughing and saying WOW. she then went through tyrones door. I said just loud enough so she could hear, "I'm not doing that again"

Tyrone UD12 Urkel
Nigga I’m disappointed in you I thought u we’re better than this.Such a simp/cuck move on your part .Next time let a simp do the work.Take 2 blackpills and LDAR.
LUL that was a cuck contest.
On the end no one wins. Except maybe the roastie who gets the satisfaction of having men trip over themselves at her.
 
I think you got your wires crossed at that time, you meant to stick your foot out and trip her.
 
What, why? :lul: It's over for spergcels
 

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