At this point I’m pretty open about my political views with just about everyone. My parents were giving me hell because they think I’m defending pedophilia when as I’ve explained I’m actual very opposed to real pedophilia.
Mom: I didn’t raise a creep! Why are you saying it’s ok for men to go after after girls???
Me: “omg I’m not saying they can go after kids. That’s messed up. I’m saying the age of consent we have is aritifically elevated so that it gives the appearance of peodphila when men pursue perfectly normal relationships. Someone who’s 17 for example is fully developed.
Mom: I don’t like this I don’t like what I’m hearing. If you’re one of those predators we can get you help we can get you chec..
Me: Mom you’re incredibly fucking retarded! I’m 20 years old, there’s not a single jurisdiction on the planet where it’s illegal for me to actually hit on 17 year olds due to Romeo & Juliet exceptions, but even if it was illegal, IM NOT EVEN DOING IT IM MAKING AN ARGUMENT
Mom: and you go around saying this to people? Everyone is going to think you’re some predator
Me : WHAT IM SAYING ECHOS WHAT MOST PEOPLE THINK BUT ARE TOO SCARED TO SAY, and you know it’s fucking true because look at Rob Lowe, nobody gives a fucking fuck that he banged a 17 year old. It’s just a cudgel used to bash people they don’t like when it’s convenient
*Dad goes on the phone*
Dad: Hey! Why are you yelling at your mother
Me: Maybe she should stop saying I’m a predator and she won’t be yelled at. It’s slander, it’s a lie I should sue her over that she’s defaming my character
Dad: I don’t care what the conversation was about you don’t talk to your mother that way
Me: well then tell her not to talk to her son that way , what type of mother falsely accuses her son of being a predator due to his political views???
Dad: I don’t know where you’re getting all this but it’s weird, it’s really weird. Why aren’t you playing sports why are you into all this weird political stuff, when I was your age, Reagan was President and even I didn’t talk about him as much as you why are you into all this stuff??? It’s bothering me. You should be talking to girls…
Me: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Dad: don’t fucking talk to me like that
Me: You know it’s due to your ugly fucking genes and your subhuman short genes you passed onto me that made me like this so don’t go tell me to get a girlfriend. It’s not going to work they only want guys with good looks and I have the documents to prove it. You can www.gofuckyourself.org, and go back to thinking your top shit because you’re a Betabux goodbye
I hung up and threw my phone against the wall. Luckily it didn’t even crack due to the case but he knew how to hurt me. He wasn’t being a dumb boomer with that comment he knew what he was doing
Mom: I didn’t raise a creep! Why are you saying it’s ok for men to go after after girls???
Me: “omg I’m not saying they can go after kids. That’s messed up. I’m saying the age of consent we have is aritifically elevated so that it gives the appearance of peodphila when men pursue perfectly normal relationships. Someone who’s 17 for example is fully developed.
Mom: I don’t like this I don’t like what I’m hearing. If you’re one of those predators we can get you help we can get you chec..
Me: Mom you’re incredibly fucking retarded! I’m 20 years old, there’s not a single jurisdiction on the planet where it’s illegal for me to actually hit on 17 year olds due to Romeo & Juliet exceptions, but even if it was illegal, IM NOT EVEN DOING IT IM MAKING AN ARGUMENT
Mom: and you go around saying this to people? Everyone is going to think you’re some predator
Me : WHAT IM SAYING ECHOS WHAT MOST PEOPLE THINK BUT ARE TOO SCARED TO SAY, and you know it’s fucking true because look at Rob Lowe, nobody gives a fucking fuck that he banged a 17 year old. It’s just a cudgel used to bash people they don’t like when it’s convenient
*Dad goes on the phone*
Dad: Hey! Why are you yelling at your mother
Me: Maybe she should stop saying I’m a predator and she won’t be yelled at. It’s slander, it’s a lie I should sue her over that she’s defaming my character
Dad: I don’t care what the conversation was about you don’t talk to your mother that way
Me: well then tell her not to talk to her son that way , what type of mother falsely accuses her son of being a predator due to his political views???
Dad: I don’t know where you’re getting all this but it’s weird, it’s really weird. Why aren’t you playing sports why are you into all this weird political stuff, when I was your age, Reagan was President and even I didn’t talk about him as much as you why are you into all this stuff??? It’s bothering me. You should be talking to girls…
Me: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Dad: don’t fucking talk to me like that
Me: You know it’s due to your ugly fucking genes and your subhuman short genes you passed onto me that made me like this so don’t go tell me to get a girlfriend. It’s not going to work they only want guys with good looks and I have the documents to prove it. You can www.gofuckyourself.org, and go back to thinking your top shit because you’re a Betabux goodbye
I hung up and threw my phone against the wall. Luckily it didn’t even crack due to the case but he knew how to hurt me. He wasn’t being a dumb boomer with that comment he knew what he was doing
