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Serious I escort cel’d for the first time last night.

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It wasn’t that good tbh, but I need more practice with it I guess. It was $130 for half an hour. She sucked me off with my condom on and then I fucked her from behind and spanked her thick ass until I coomed in my condom. I’m such a rookie.
Maybe I’ll do this more often when I attain more money. @BlkPillPres are you proud? Jfl

later virgins :dab:
 
welcome to the club big goy.
 
It wasn’t that good tbh, but I need more practice with it I guess. It was $130 for half an hour. She sucked me off with my condom on and then I fucked her from behind and spanked her thick ass until I coomed in my condom. I’m such a rookie.
Maybe I’ll do this more often when I attain more money. @BlkPillPres are you proud? Jfl

later virgins :dab:
130$ could have bought some video games
 
It wasn’t that good tbh, but I need more practice with it I guess. It was $130 for half an hour. She sucked me off with my condom on and then I fucked her from behind and spanked her thick ass until I coomed in my condom. I’m such a rookie.
Maybe I’ll do this more often when I attain more money. @BlkPillPres are you proud? Jfl

later virgins :dab:
Damn that was expensive, I'm definitely waiting till I go to another country before I do this again lol
 
Dopaminemogs me.
 
130$ could have bought some video games
I have enough vidya games. What I need is pussy you stupid faggot Kek
Damn that was expensive, I'm definitely waiting till I go to another country before I do this again lol
Agreed. I think I’ll try and find one a bit less next time if possible.
 
130$ could have bought some video games
No video game is worth a once in a lifetime experience, plus who the fuck even buys games again when you can just wait a few months and pirate them, you must be a consolefag
 
No video game is worth a once in a lifetime experience, plus who the fuck even buys games again when you can just wait a few months and pirate them, you must be a consolefag
Pc’s me
 
Isnt rubber robbing of sensation?

Slavcels have a saying: "shagging in rubber is like smelling flowers wiith a gas mask on"
 
Isnt rubber robbing of sensation?

Slavcels have a saying: "shagging in rubber is like smelling flowers wiith a gas mask on"
Once again, the best part about sex is not even necessarily the penetration, its the fact that you are actually penetrating someone

You can feel their warmth, you can grope them, etc, there's an inherent excitement to it

But you guys keep coping with this "its just like masturbation" nonsense so you can't see whats in front you, whats literally in front of you (another person)

There's a huge difference in fucking your hand and fucking another person, I don't see why this has to be explained so many times when it should be so obvious lol
 
It wasn’t that good tbh, but I need more practice with it I guess. It was $130 for half an hour. She sucked me off with my condom on and then I fucked her from behind and spanked her thick ass until I coomed in my condom. I’m such a rookie.
Maybe I’ll do this more often when I attain more money. @BlkPillPres are you proud? Jfl

later virgins :dab:
Your age?
It was $130 for half an hour
Does not feel expensive at US salaries. Here it is 160 EUROS (190 dollars) for 30 minutes. Still cheaper than travelling to another country. Our salaries are the fifth of what they are in the USA for professionals and tax rates are higher and VAT at 24%.

Was it not GFE? Kissing? Were there others in the apartment? Was a clock visible? How do you know how much time is left?

I definitely will not agree to blowjob so that I can last or even progress to coitus. If she insists on doggystyle/from behind, I'll write a negative review. I want to kiss and fuck at the same time.
 
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Once again, the best part about sex is not even necessarily the penetration, its the fact that you are actually penetrating someone

You can feel their warmth, you can grope them, etc, there's an inherent excitement to it

But you guys keep coping with this "its just like masturbation" nonsense so you can't see whats in front you, whats literally in front of you (another person)

There's a huge difference in fucking your hand and fucking another person, I don't see why this has to be explained so many times when it should be so obvious lol
100% agreed. The best part was dominating her and smacking her ass.
 
Brutally mogged
:feelsjuice:
 
@ERadicator hey look another fakecel
 
I'm waiting until I'm rich before I begin escortmaxxing. But when that time comes, I will never wear condoms. I want the full pleasurable sensation, condoms will probably nerf it by 50%.
 
I'm waiting until I'm rich before I begin escortmaxxing. But when that time comes, I will never wear condoms. I want the full pleasurable sensation, condoms will probably nerf it by 50%.
Try one of these ones before you will bang the hook, the erection that you will get is out of scale:
 
I kept the erection after ejaculation and other friends told me that they did as well.
That's nice. Did you use a condom? Because if the erection is not as potent the condom might slip off
 
That's nice. Did you use a condom? Because if the erection is not as potent the condom might slip off
Yes, but that type of products keep the erection on the same scale. However that doesn't matter. If the hook is nice or a second ejaculation is on the accord, she can change your condom.
 
Yes, but that type of products keep the erection on the same scale. However that doesn't matter. If the hook is nice or a second ejaculation is on the accord, she can change your condom.
That's pretty cool. Does it have side effects? Does it desensitize your dick or is it still enjoyable?
 
was she white?
 
Mogs me. Sounds like lots of fun. 130$ isn't expensive considering what you experience. I will try it myself when I have time and money. It's illegal here, so I have to travel to another country.

I once had the chance when I was on holiday in eastern Europe, but I was too scared. I heard rumors about people getting robbed and beaten up by some dude once they were inside their appartement.
 
Mogs me. Sounds like lots of fun. 130$ isn't expensive considering what you experience. I will try it myself when I have time and money. It's illegal here, so I have to travel to another country.

I once had the chance when I was on holiday in eastern Europe, but I was too scared. I heard rumors about people getting robbed and beaten up by some dude once they were inside their appartement.
$130 for a few minutes of bliss ain't so bad. Sex is as important as water and air
 
That's pretty cool. Does it have side effects? Does it desensitize your dick or is it still enjoyable?
Headache before the 30 minutes. Those pills are not recommended for people with hypertension or heart attack problems.
 
one day i do it
 
$130 for a few minutes of bliss ain't so bad. Sex is as important as water and air
Yes, just what I was thinking. And the memories of banging a hot chick will stay with you the rest of your life. Definitely better to spend money on that than junk food or alcohol.
 

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