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LifeFuel I enjoyed this song while Instacart shopping

Michael W. Ford

Michael W. Ford

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This song popped up on the satellite radio and it reminded me of my Instacart days

 
Then you enjoy this more


Oh, you tall black man with your hanging member
You had possesseth such ubiquitous virtues
For my love, to get under your wrath
Want to see my oneitis on your lap

Oh, dear BBC you make me question myself often
Shall you present your member all so often
My mouth feels warm and lushy with your strikes
For on the side of my bed I see my honey
Wrapped in your arms everso after
For there to be after, shall we go after
Take her to the movies, with you on her side
Oh, how happy I feel for this gift I possesseth
 

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