LifeFuel I ejaculated over foids toilet seat

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This happened 6 years ago, I used to stay in the university library half the night eating m&ms as I enjoyed the peace, usually it was just curries in there but at the end of the year there were foids there panic working. I decided to go into the female bathroom and lock myself in one of the cubicles at 3am one morning, I originally just went in there to smell the vagina smell that foids would leave behind and to masturbate but then an idea came to me, I could cum on the toilet seat and then wait until a foid comes in so she could sit on my cum. I ejaculated to the smell of foids sweaty cunts and then went to the neighbouring cubicle, I sat there for 2 hours waiting for a foid to go into that cubicle, some foid had diarrhoea 2 cubicles down and stunk the place out, finally when a foid went into that cubicle I silenty stood on the toilet and peaked over, she pulled her trousers down and sat on my cum and she said "what the fuck?" when her leg was all wet, little did she know I was wanking to her a few feet away, she was a little black haired emo slut, the only foid to have ever touched my cum.
 
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Epic fap fantasy bro.
 
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That is some low inhib act tbh.
Too high inhib to do that.
 
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Good job OP
 
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I have a friend who works as guard in a shopping mall in my city. he said they caught a guy rubbing his dick over toilet seat in female bathroom
 
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Some things you should keep to yourself you know?
 
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You should have removed the toilet like a real plumber.
 
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Cuyen said:
I have a friend who works as guard in a shopping mall in my city. he said they caught a guy rubbing his dick over toilet seat in female bathroom
Seems like a good way to make your dick fall off...
 
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Just cum on a toilet seat theory
 
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Absolute zero inhib tbh
 
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haha....
you waited two hours.
that's fucking insane,instead the other things you did were pretty reasonable.
 
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You're low inhib af man ngl.
 
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Hate_my_life said:
See you on IT
Cuyen said:
I have a friend who works as guard in a shopping mall in my city. he said they caught a guy rubbing his dick over toilet seat in female bathroom
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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didn't seem worth the trouble but congrats i guess
 
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I ejaculated into girls' drinks on multiple occassions. Good times.
 
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Absolutely based & blackpilled. Keep going you low inhib god.
 
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Based and low inhib pilled
 
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SirIncel said:
I ejaculated into girls' drinks on multiple occassions. Good times.

I ejaculated into my oneities'underwear once. Best time of my life.
 
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Low inhib god
 
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Blacktarpill said:
That is some low inhib act tbh.
Too high inhib to do that.
 
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SecondComing said:
I ejaculated into my oneities'underwear once. Best time of my life.

Did she notice it? What happened then?

I had access to a girls' underwear once. I didn't know how to handle the situation so I just put it on to leave my scent. But then I realized that's kind of gay so I never did it again.
 
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Some foid is gonna read this and claim she got pregnant from your toilet seat jizz. Now you have to pay child support for the next 18 years. Game over.
 
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This is kinda disgusting but funny at the same time. Based job OP. :feelskek:

SecondComing said:
I ejaculated into my oneities'underwear once. Best time of my life.
How did you manage to get it?
 
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im too scared to go in public bathrooms tbh
 
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CelticTruecel said:
I originally just went in there to smell the vagina smell that foids would leave behind

Cuck...that's Chad's cum you're smelling. :soy::lul:
 
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Mogs me. Emo too? Lucky bastard.
 
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SirIncel said:
I ejaculated into girls' drinks on multiple occassions. Good times.
I’m surprised you don’t hear about incels doing this more often.
 
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Joined Mar 27, 2019 = larp
 
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foid worshiper. kys faggot
 
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Tempus Edax Rerum said:
Joined Mar 27, 2019 = larp
Of course it is.
 
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Foid bathrooms are disgusting,usually very filthy with tampons everywhere:feelswhat::feelspuke: