SuicideFuel I dry humped an armchair today

[Blancmange]

I reached rock bottom today, (and all due to foids not putting out for me, not even ugly ones) I ended up having sex with my moms armchair.

I have dry humped things before but when I was a kid going through the throes of puberty, now I am an adult and have had to resort to this

The worst thing is that it's probably the best sexual experience I've had all year, I've never been able to get off while humping an inanimate object but today was different, it actually feels good to trust into something rather than sit & fap (which seems so submissive)

Oh well, I guess I'm not the only one, this is the sad life of so many men that are denied a chance of normal sexual expression by modern women.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

 

[builderseed]

Fucking weak. I once full-on wet-fucked a chair.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Follow the real guru, do it in the right way:

 

[NijuGMD]

why won't you buy an onahole/fleshlight, they aren't that expensive

 

[janoycresva]

this just ruined my mood for the entire day, it depressionening

although, i've sunken lower

 

[builderseed]

Follow the real guru, do it in the right way:

legend tbh

same level as extreme jelq man

 

[Blancmange]

why won't you buy an onahole/fleshlight, they aren't that expensive

I like it because it's big & I can pretend that the arms are a girls legs, it's got a soft base with a cushion.

I did it on impulse, I ran into the kitchen grabbed some cling film and went at it like a rabbit.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

legend tbh

same level as extreme jelq man

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[Timecel]

this just ruined my mood for the entire day, it depressionening

although, i've sunken lower

same tbh

 

[BasedGod1]

Follow the real guru, do it in the right way:

idk why but the mud one cracked me up

 

[Existentialcel]

idk why but the mud one cracked me up

The miracle whip doesn't sound like a half bad idea either

 

[A10n3]

1t'5 0v3r 80y0.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

idk why but the mud one cracked me up

Yea he did that whole summer.

 

[Haywire]

dont end up damaging your dick with the humping it can happen.

 

[StaroRavager]

this just ruined my mood for the entire day, it depressionening

although, i've sunken lower

Same here

 

[WakeMeUpIncel]